Cracking Story

[So Long Architect]

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/06/runner-nike-san-francisco-penis

 

[Stan Hullis]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sainsburys-twitter-fish-puns-hilarious-3010949#.U-jpaWOCk_o

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2014/08/14/pilot-lost-false-arm-during-landing/

That worries me slightly!

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.
Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.
Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had disagreed and instead of accepting his offer to take on a clerk from Swansea with "samurai swords, Ghurka knives or heavy hammers", fined him £200 with £100 costs.
Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road.
After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."

 

[Langers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-29228681

He said the agent later apologised via text message, claiming that he had been suffering from dizziness and needed the sugar in the chocolate bar

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

'Arry Redknapp came up with a better excuse than that.

 

[Tredman]

Salisbury has changed

 

[Parkins left foot]

Salisbury wasn't like that last week when I was there - a somewhat boring visit really

 

[Jolemai]

White woman sues sperm bank after she mistakenly gets black donor’s sperm

 

[Johnny75]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-8805312.html

We've all done it.

 

[NorwayFB]

Oooops

Sorry mom!

 

[Langers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-29689505

Creepy.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Pennywise of Pompey.

 

[Langers]

James hasn't been online much recently, has he?

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/oct/22/goodfellas-actor-frank-sivero-lawsuit-the-simpsons

Sivero is claiming the money on the grounds of the producers appropriating his “confidential idea” for the character, as well as for “loss of likeness” and being subsequently typecast. He also claims that Gracie Films, The Simpsons’ production company, promised him that he “would be part of the future” and that they would make a film together, which never transpired.

 

[Jolemai]

As you do:

University student jailed after slapping woman with his penis while she slept

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-29826245

At what point did someone go "I've a great idea" & someone else agreed with them?

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Now this is what you call a journeyman footballer!

http://www.theguardian.com/football...football-25-clubs-13-countries-six-continents

 

[FrankMunro-371]

The only problem is that there could be a few games called off in Antarctica due to frozen pitches...

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

The only problem is that there could be a few games called off in Antarctica due to frozen pitches...

They will play on snow shoes, with a seal bladder

 

[So Long Architect]

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bride-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-7915813