Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Deutsch Wolf]

Baker is almost a dead cert to go and IDS is unlikely to hold on either.

Francois should still win his seat which is just ridiculous. Who votes for him?!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Christ, Francois got over 50% of the vote last time. Remind me never to visit Raleigh.

I’d love to see Andrea Jenkyns, Natalie Elphicke and Joy Morrisey go. All awful people.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I suspect McVey will just not stand but I'd love her to go. Cunt.

And her appalling husband too.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Jonathan Gullis too.

I'd love to see him completely annihilated.

Shithouse cunt.

 

[Sniffer]

Simon Clarke and Ben Bradley need to go too. It’s impossible to limit the list to 5.

 

[lemonjelly]

It's definitely a battle line. People like longhi are already out there saying wokey lefty lawyers will scupper this bid for sovereignty.

 

[Kenny]

30p is setting up his next career. Just got his own show on Del Wop's favourite TV station.

 

[Sniffer]

When does that station get its licence revoked? News outlets in the UK are supposed to show balance.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

They'll do what Fox did in the US and frame it as "entertainment" rather than news.

I mean they're not a news channel in the sense that anyone would actually recognise. Their entire output is commentary, not reporting.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Of all outside income from MPs in 2023 to date, 85% of it is straight to this fat fuck.

Leave Parliament, fuckhead. Earn what you want. If people are stupid enough to pay you for nothing, that's their problem. I don't want you being our problem any more.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The human broken mattress up before the Committee on Weds 22nd March at 2pm. All televised.

 

[Sniffer]

The human broken mattress up before the Committee on Weds 22nd March at 2pm. All televised.

Can't wait to see him squirming through this.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

At least one of the Tories on there (Walker) despises him so it'll be no whitewash or softballing.

 

[The Bear]

No doubt he'll stutter, bumble and lie his way through it. All with that smug smirk on his face.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He can't just lie. Not if he wants to get away with it.

Not sure if you've seen his other Committee appearances when he was PM but he always came across as an absolute chump (and also why he did as few of them as possible). You have to answer properly, it's not PMQs or a TV interview where you give one answer - inevitably total bollocks - and then the subject moves on.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Also - important to note that the charge is simply 'misleading Parliament'* and not 'intentionally misleading Parliament" which is the flimsy shite he's hung on to every time he lied in the Commons as PM (despite being rebuked by the ONS amongst others and told not to keep repeating rubbish).

And his defence, as far as we can work out, is "I am too stupid to understand anything". Good luck with that.



*He could have corrected the record any time he wanted, but he doesn't, because he's a cunt

 

[lemonjelly]

Will be standing in Uxbridge, allegedly.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Let’s see what 22 March brings before jumping to that conclusion

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I note the fat fuck is publishing his “defence” this week. Biggest work of fiction since war and peace no doubt.

 

[leedswolf]

War and Peace is broadly accurate in terms of the historical events and figures involved in them. But while true to the facts, Tolstoy put a spin on them to serve various purposes in the novel.