Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Keef]

I’d guess his defence will be waffle waffle waffle waffle, bit of Latin waffle waffle waffle, shit joke waffle waffle waffle I didn’t know waffle waffle.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It's 'I am too stupid to read'.

Which clearly he won't get away with.

Cost the tax payer millions to come up with that 'defence'.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Rest of the defence seems to be SooGray is a Labour stooge and how dare the committee change the word deliberately to recklessly when it comes to misleading the House.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1637740595010478080

That's it?

I'm no fancy pants lawyer and I could dismantle that in the time it would take me to re-watch all our goals this season.

 

[Del Woppio]

£250,000 of taxpayer money spent on a defence that is basically:

1 -How dare you try and hold me to account
2 -Nobody here likes me so this isn't fair
3 -One of my friends told me it was fine after we'd done it
4 -We didn't think people would know or care
5 -I assumed people would believe me

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I’d like to hope the committee throw the book at him but my faith has been destroyed by that Teflon cunt.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

They only need to find him guilty, which he is.

It's up to the House to vote on his suspension.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Free vote as well and he has made plenty of enemies in his party. One lives in hope but it is the hope that kills you.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Hopefully Tory MPs who are on the fence will remember how unpopular he’d become and the Downing Street parties were a huge part of that but there was his attempt to protect Patterson Twaterson from appropriate sanctions which played a significant role in undermining his support prior to Partygate. It would be poetic justice if those MPs who were uncomfortable with him playing fast and loose with Paterson’s indiscretions are the ones to stick a knife in his back. Maybe they’ll be seeing a glimmer of hope that the relative stable government now in place will prevent a complete wipe out of the Tories at the next election and they don’t want Johnson around muddying the waters.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Indeed. Sunak and the party as a whole would be best served just getting rid of him. He's a walking circus who brings zero benefit to them these days.

 

[Del Woppio]

38 degrees seem to think that Allegra Stratton is on his resignation honours list.

Fucking hell, remember how shocked and angry he pretended to be when that video came out, and the cunt's got the nerve to say he didn't lie in parliament. Fucking outrageous

 

[Sniffer]

The dodgy dossier has been released

https://committees.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/119498/default/

 

[Del Woppio]

Just reading it now, first ten pages are basically "yes, the rules were broken, but I only knew about that when the Met and Sooz said that they were broken. At the time I and everybody else around me thought they were within the rules and so I did not recklessly or intentionally mislead parliament".

Fucking lying cunt

 

[Sniffer]

From what I’ve read so far he’s shit hot about knowing about the difference between laws and guidance but has selective memory about what constitutes a work event or a piss up.
Also that huge building where he couldn’t possibly know all what was going on can be incredibly small.

 

[Kenny]

Biggest lie here

I was the Prime Minister of the country, working day and night

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

No one has ever sent me a letter saying I can't tip a skip of horseshit on Bruno Lage's car so presumably I'm fine to crack on?

 

[Sniffer]

“I never stayed for more than half an hour.”

 

[Jack Regan]

I'm still loving the fact that almost three years on his defence is "I still didn't and don't think we were breaking the rules". The rules of course that the government (he was allegedly in change of) wrote and put in place in the first place.

 

[Kenny]

No one has ever sent me a letter saying I can't tip a skip of horseshit on Bruno Lage's car so presumably I'm fine to crack on?

Depends. Have you recorded yourself saying you can't do this and released it so millions can see said recording on national TV?

You then need someone to say despite you saying that it's bad to dump shit on Lage's car it's actually OK. Then you will be fine.

 

[BillyDee]

Thing is, he admits misleading Parliament. That he acted "in good faith" is entirely irrelevant.
He mislead Parliament and did not correct the record when he could have. That's the charge.