Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Deutsch Wolf]

To be fair I don't think he has. It's just an incredibly bad look.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

The heil now going full bore on Starmer having a beer. Full deflection tactics in operation to save some fat cunt.

 

[Keef]

Boris has let slip “accidentally” that Ukrainian troops are being trained on using NATO weaponry in Poland before going back into Ukraine with said kit.

 

[Kenny]

So Boris was at the Downing Street ABBA Party during lockdown...but only to do a job interview.

Seems legit.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I can imagine that conducting an interview with the WinnerTakes It All blasting out at Motörhead decibel levels is extremely believable.

 

[Sniffer]

So Boris was at the Downing Street ABBA Party during lockdown...but only to do a job interview.

Seems legit.

Mmmm.

So No.10 is a huge building with lots of offices so he couldn't possibly have known what was going there but not so large that he could find a room to interview his wife's "bestie" so they had to go to his flat (after leaving another do where he was toasting the outgoing Lee Cain) and there just happened to be another shindig going on?

His defence reminds me of....

I remember Massingbird’s most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdered body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, when the police arrived he said, “I’m glad I killed the bastard.” Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year’s Honours list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.

 

[Kenny]

The person being interviewed just happens to be a friend of his wife.

Obvs he was there for a party but even if the interview was true he has already lied about not attending and if he did pop down to interview him then surely his first response should have been "why is there a fucking party here? Stop it now"

 

[Sniffer]

The person being interviewed just happens to be a friend of his wife.

Obvs she was there for a party but even if the interview was true he has already lied about not attending and if he did pop down to interview her then surely his first response should have been "why is there a fucking party here? Stop it now"

"him"

 

[Sniffer]

Just looked at the Conservative committee members.

Laura Farris was elected in 2019
Andy Carter was elected in 2019
Alberto Costa (can he play AM??) was elected in 2015
Sir Bernard Jenkin was elected in 1992

Costa and Farris are on the government payroll so have had to step down. “Neutral” Conservatives being sought to replace them.

 

[Kenny]

Cracking plan from Rees-Mogg who is furious Government staff are still working from home.

He has threatened to sell their office space. So essentially saying "Stop working from home and get back in the office or I will sell your office and you will have to work from home"

 

[Tony Towner]

More dyslexia

https://twitter.com/x/status/1519794080900960263

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Remember the actress playing Marilyn on Home and Away? They always said it takes an intelligent actor or actress to portray someone who is really not the brightest bulb well.

Sadly Dorries isn't acting.

 

[Keef]

She’s as thick as a nuclear bunker front door

 

[Keef]

Pretty much bang on

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1519903833966710784

Thick as pigshit and just an out and out liar.

Also a member of the Cabinet. Great.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Daily Mail front page is appalling again.

 

[Keef]

Look carefully, it’s not going to hypnotise you into voting for his shower of bastards, so don’t worry about that

 

[Sniffer]

Neil Parish has been named as the Conservative MP who was viewing porn in the Houses of Parliament.

 

[AndyWolves]

Wikipedia is ace sometimes

Neil Parish - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Edit. Oh :-( they corrected it

 

[AndyWolves]

Remember the actress playing Marilyn on Home and Away? They always said it takes an intelligent actor or actress to portray someone who is really not the brightest bulb well.

Sadly Dorries isn't acting.

She was engaged to Matt Le Tiss, so maybe not! (Marilyn not Dorries!)