This Conservative Government...
Prime Minister - Is a proven lying bar steward.
Chancellor - Whilst holding office he thinks its fine to be holding a card decrying that he want to become a citizen of another nation whilst also using legitimate tax avoidance in the tax laws that he is in charge of to save his family £millions.
Home Secretary - Is a proven liar having secretly held talks with a foreign state against her PM's wishes and is a proven bully.
Foreign Secretary - Thinks that politics is all about photo opportunities and was naive enough to be fooled into stating that a part of Russia shouldn't be in Russia when answering questions on Russia in a press conference with her Russian counterpart.
Health Secretary - Had a backbone when quitting the Government but jumped back into bed with those who forced him out.
Minister for Brexit Opportunities - Clueless buffoon who tried to claim a win last week in temporarily abolishing measures that would have added costs to UK businesses due to the policy of Brexit he has spent the last decades championing. Also thinks that people who died in a fire when following instructions from the fire authorities should have had more sense. Also thinks that is uplifting that a % of the country has to use food banks.
Secretary of state for the Environment - Thinks that the nation is so stupid that he goes on national TV to tell them to buy home brand food to save money.
Secretary of State for Culture, Digital, Sport - Incorrectly thinks that Channel 5 was privatised, thought that the state was funding Channel 4 and announces on twitter that the BBC will lose funding because she didn't like how one of its journalists was questioning the PM. I mean its not hard to have a Minister who displays some knowledge of their department is it?
Deputy PM - Didn't realise the importance of Dover to UK EU trade. Also decided to stay on holiday when a Foreign Office crisis with regards to Afghanistan was developing.
Minister for Transport - Sold get rich quick schemes on the Internet using different names and denied doing it whilst he was an MP. He eventually came clean that he did.
I'm sure there's others I've forgotten.