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Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

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Should trigger a vote of no confidence just for kicking a ball like that.
 
Patel's "Pushback" refugee policy withdrawn days before legal review would have obviously thrown it out anyway.
But they got the headlines when it was announced, and those turned on by it will be too dim to realise it isn't implemented. 21st Century politics boys and girls...
 
They're building up Soogray to manage expectations. Paint a picture of Caligula-esque orgies and demonic child sacrifice, then, when it's revealed to be "only" boozed up quizzes and karaoke, show surprise at the outrage for something so trivial...
 
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Ian Blackford in the House of Commons today complaining at why the PM has not updated Parliament on his visit to India.

Following his visit last week the prime minister should have come to this House and given an update, he has once again failed to do so. Instead he chose to go campaigning for his party in the local elections, though I suspect that won’t do them much good

:ROFLMAO:
 
I mean what kind of update could he give. "I played dress up and the weather was hot and sunny". Fucking pointless trip.
 
I mean what kind of update could he give. "I played dress up and the weather was hot and sunny". Fucking pointless trip.
I mean, even if it was to work on a trade deal, India is notoriously slow at working out deals. Canada and the EU have been negotiating a deal with them for more than 10 years. Boris doesn't have that level of patience or stickability. He's got the attention span of a 5 year old with ADHD, and needs nothing more than a woman in a skirt to become easily distracted.
 
Boris does have that cunt from JCB forcing him to do a deal asap tho
 
I mean, even if it was to work on a trade deal, India is notoriously slow at working out deals. Canada and the EU have been negotiating a deal with them for more than 10 years. Boris doesn't have that level of patience or stickability. He's got the attention span of a 5 year old with ADHD, and needs nothing more than a woman in a skirt to become easily distracted.
They also want more brown people to be allowed to come to the UK as part of any deal. Now I'm not saying that will go down like a cup of cold sick with EVERYONE who voted Conservative in 2019, but...
 
Better not announce that as a policy in the middle of purdah. Not that the cunt cares about rules.

Strange that he is threatening this in the same way as he did with the DVLA because of "unacceptable delays". It's your fucking Brexit bollocks causing the delays you utter bellwhiff.
 
Boris Johnson has threatened to privatise the Passport Office if it does not start delivering better value for money, a source has said.

During a cabinet meeting, the PM is understood to have told ministers the high cost of services was affecting families ahead of the summer holidays.

Mr Johnson is expected to call its bosses for urgent talks next week.

What?? What the actual fuck?? Is this fuckpig for real?

If they cannot promise better value, No 10 will see if the "private sector can do it in their place line the Tory pockets some more".

Wonder whose missus/mates/Russian puppet master will land that gig?

A source also said the PM made the same threat about the DVLA "if it does not get its act together"

Pot. kettle, CUNT
 
If you are worried about costs, how about making the fuel rebate an actual rebate rather than a fucking loan, and bin off the NI hike. You dick.
 
Also, he is worried about costs for those going on their holidays, the poor little lambs, having to presumably fork out the £200 for an express passport renewal.

People are in food banks in their fucking millions. Those that can afford to jet off to the fucking sun shouldn't be priority at all.
 
It's not a loan. The government are giving us money that we have to pay back. The dictionary definition of loan is "a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back". But it's not a loan.
 
Well technically, if you move out of your home and live on the streets after having the loan/rebate/discount, I don’t think you have to pay it back.
 
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