And as pointed out, over half of his 23 international goals (one more than Crouch has for England from around 30 more games) were against utter dross. Teams ranked below 80 or so in the FIFA rankings.
Goals in the Eredivisie mean very little, he has never looked anything other than hilariously out of his depth in England, not just goals, general play. I don't jest when I say I'd rather have Doyle or Clarke. Altidore has the mobility of a fridge combined with the skill of a fridge and the footballing intelligence of a fridge. I wouldn't back him to look good in League Two.