The Transfer Thread 2022/23- Everything not Wolves

[Paddingtonwolf]

He knew when it was set for yesterday and announced his press conference for exactly this time. I’m sure just a coincidence

 

[Kenny]

Chelsea have broken Benfica's spirit and looks like €127m has been agreed.

Helped by Enzo being a bit of a dick this week and refusing to train so he could force the move through.

I do love a good transfer saga...

Chelsea want Enzo
Chelsea tell Enzo this and show him his contract
Chelsea also tell him they will meet his release clause. No problemo or set up a deal that might cost them more
Chelsea or agent release info of this deal with Benfica
Enzo tells Benfica he wants out
Chelsea officially submit an offer of €80m
Benfica say piss off
Enzo is not happy

 

[lemonjelly]

proper lol-ing at the shit deal chelsea are now offering - 87mill plus 3 really shit players they clearly don't want.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Southampton backing Nathan Jones with a £8 million swoop for Zagreb's Mislav Orsic.

 

[Tredman]

Are any other type of purchases 'swooped'?

No one says I just swooped in for a pint of milk.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Are any other type of purchases 'swooped'?

No one says I just swooped in for a pint of milk.

I swooped in and got the last box of eggs in Co-op the other week while someone else was mucking about on their phone.

 

[Kenny]

I swooped in and got the last box of eggs in Co-op the other week while someone else was mucking about on their phone.

Mark pushes old ladies out of the way to deprive them of vital foods.....pass it on

 

[Stan Hullis]

A twist on a classic recipe

Poached eggs on toast; a la Mark

Ingredients
Bread
Fresh eggs
Butter
Salt and pepper

Method
Toast bread until medium done
Eat it, drier the better.

Put the rest in the bin or give to people with taste buds.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

A twist on a classic recipe

Poached eggs on toast; a la Mark

Ingredients
Bread
Fresh eggs
Butter
Salt and pepper

Method
Toast bread until medium done
Eat it, drier the better.

Put the rest in the bin or give to people with taste buds.

I opt for scrambled.

 

[AndyWolves]

Mark pushes old ladies out of the way to deprive them of vital foods.....pass it on

And then laughs in their face

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Jack Butland to Man Utd.

 

[Jinky]

Southampton backing Nathan Jones with a £8 million swoop for Zagreb's Mislav Orsic.

We also enquired about him, according to Sam Wallace of the Telegraph.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Pinch of salt about that

 

[jdrodrigues]

I do love a good transfer saga...

Chelsea want Enzo
Chelsea tell Enzo this and show him his contract
Chelsea also tell him they will meet his release clause. No problemo or set up a deal that might cost them more
Chelsea or agent release info of this deal with Benfica
Enzo tells Benfica he wants out
Chelsea officially submit an offer of €80m
Benfica say piss off
Enzo is not happy

Chelsea did even worse, according to the Roger Schmidt.
They told Benfica they would pay the release clause, 120M. Benfica said "ok", then talked to the player and then reduced the offer.

Absolute cunts. Hoping Rui Costa files a complaint with FIFA, but not holding my breath.

 

[Tony Towner]

When your scouting consists of watching the World Cup

https://twitter.com/x/status/1611802491636666370

 

[AndyWolves]

Vincent Aboubakar has had his contract cancelled to make way for CR7.

 

[Jolemai]

Lots of talk about Maguire to Villa.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Lots of talk about Maguire to Villa.

All because he met friends for dinner in Lichfield.

 

[The Bear]

Lots of talk about Maguire to Villa.

Fab says no.

 

[Nando]

Chelsea signing Joao Felix.

Next season they'll have Felix, Nkunu and Havertz who all want to play as a pure #10.