Both dull as fuck though,even that ed sheeran tomato ketchup advert annoys me, I invented a new taste for food, err no,you just put red sauce on it! He has the odd lyric that jars,that song with Justin bieber,with the chimps doing the ooh ooh ooh in the chorus, has the lyric "I never wear a suit and tyre" yea neither does anyone else, unless you're Stompi Moeketsi in early 80s Soweto and you've upset Winnie Mandela and she's got her "football club" to sling a cross ply around your neck and set it alight(I'm aware he sings tie, it's not attire,there's an and in the middle, but the phrasing has it as tyre to fit the rhythm)
Coldplay, dull plodding music, with 6th form level wank poetry lyrics," lights will guide you home and ignite your bones" yea ok, I'll walk home In the dark I like my bones to not be on fire.
they also have the honour of being one of two bands whose gigs I left early because they were terrible, civic hall just before parachutes was released and they were touted as rightly as it turned out as the next big thing, they were awful, for the reasons above. The other band was sleeper, they were dull as well and completely blown off stage by the support act Rialto, who then vanished without trace.