The Laughter Cemetery

[Langers]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out himself.

 

[machin05]

With a pencil???

 

[t3ch]

No, a TI-84+

 

[BillyDee]

Does anyone want any Chiropracty magazines before I put them for sale on ebay?
I have a lot of back issues...

 

[Jolemai]

The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

This made me laugh way more than it should

 

[WOODLANDSWOLF]

What runs around in circles going "mark,mark"

A dog with a hare lip.

 

[UKYankieWWFC]

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo
One is about a ton. The other is a little lighter

 

[Tredman]

It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

 

[Tredman]

I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him whereabouts in Devon he was from.
He replied: EXETER MATE EXETER MATE

 

[Paul]

I laughed at that one and now I feel dirty

 

[Pablowolf]

I laughed at that one and now I feel dirty

Dementia, obvs.

 

[Paul]

A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Sniffer]

Stupid joke on the radio this morning that I hadn't heard before but made me smile (from an 8 year old).

What bees can produce milk?

Boobies.

 

[darlowolf64]

Missed posting this yesterday on St Paddy's Day so... (and apologies in advance)

What do you call an Irishman who just stands in your garden all day?


Paddy O'Furniture

 

[arklowolf]

With a pencil???

Couldn't work it out with a pencil, had to use logs...

 

[Tredman]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid -19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.

 

[PPB]

Knock Knock


GO AWAY

 

[Paul]

In honour of all Hermes, Yodel and Amazon drivers, lets show our appreciation and clap on doorsteps and out of windows sometime between 8am and 9pm

 

[Kenny]

In honour of all Hermes, Yodel and Amazon drivers, lets show our appreciation and clap on doorsteps and out of windows sometime between 8am and 9pm

For Hermes do I need to stand on the doorstep of a house 3 streets away?