The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[Johnny75]

Why?
Most transfers are payable over X amount of years, you have still got the money to pay for transfers

Because anybody would rather have cash on the bank.

If we're not offering any cash now why would anybody do that?

I'd like to buy your bar, will you give it to me and I'll pay you back in installments over the next 10 years. Of course this depends on at least 20 gammon bookings a month for 10 months otherwise your bar is yours again.

Nothing up front though.

 

[Boozad]

We’re not buying anyone anyway are we? Sure I’ve read that more than once from a reputable source…

 

[WsWolf]

Because anybody would rather have cash on the bank.

If we're not offering any cash now why would anybody do that?

I'd like to buy your bar, will you give it to me and I'll pay you back in installments over the next 10 years. Of course this depends on at least 20 gammon bookings a month for 10 months otherwise your bar is yours again.

Nothing up front though.

I'd sell it you if you offered me nothing upfront but 20% above market value on the basis you sell 1 pint.

That seems to be how we do things now. Ala Cunha.

 

[Johnny75]

I'd sell it you if you offered me nothing upfront but 20% above market value on the basis you sell 1 pint.

That seems to be how we do things now. Ala Cunha.

I don't deal with permatanned short arse agents selling overpriced stuff. Sorry, but I do know a Chinese lad who may be interested.

 

[The Bear]

Why?
Most transfers are payable over X amount of years, you have still got the money to pay for transfers

You haven't got the money to make any initial down payment, which is our problem.

 

[AndyWolves]

Instead of cash I'm wondering if we offer them Cundle. The actual transaction will be money based but effectively we give them Cundle up front (on loan) which becomes permanent if / when Scott becomes permanent.

Or just offer them cash plus Cundle for a permanent transfer (but in reality it would be two separate deals where they buy Cundle for a fiver or something).

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1684601782624714773

 

[Johnny75]

I'm glad it's fallen through, hopefully means RAN stays and that gives us 3 options at LB.

 

[Wolvensam]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1684601782624714773

Good.

 

[sycophantia]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1684601782624714773

Phew

 

[The Bear]

Now put that £3m in a brown envelope and send it Bristol's way.

 

[BGreenWolf]

This all has the heavy stink of Leicester 2022-23 on it.

Scandalous financial mismanagement, if this report is even slightly accurate.

 

[GLASGOWOLF]

Because anybody would rather have cash on the bank.

If we're not offering any cash now why would anybody do that?

I'd like to buy your bar, will you give it to me and I'll pay you back in installments over the next 10 years. Of course this depends on at least 20 gammon bookings a month for 10 months otherwise your bar is yours again.

Nothing up front though.

Gammon what's a Gammon

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1684616833289052162

 

[YoungWolf]

Such a nothing article

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He's wrong there with his example of Giles/Raul. For FFP reasons in 2023 the £5m for each counts exactly the same. £0 owing on our side for Giles because he's Academy and £0 amortisation for Raul because he's gone past the four year deal he signed in 2019 and that's all been paid off.

 

[PuntsWolf]

And Raul off is saving us £5m+ in wages!

 

[Kenny]

One of my fave things to do;

Chuck an article on here and watch it getting ripped to bits. Bit like chucking a steak into the lion pen at a zoo...

 

[YoungWolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1684610122176135185

Percy with one too…

 

[Lycan]

This current crop of Wolves 'reporters' are a fucking mess.