The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[b3h]

Who plays wingbacks? Might it be them?

 

[Sniffer]

Leicester, Sheffield United? We can only hope

 

[sycophantia]

Bloody fat fingers! Not sure how that’s turned out the way it has!

I'm thinking too much sugar or poor circulation

 

[Carsy]

I'm thinking too much sugar or poor circulation

Either or

 

[Carrotdude]

Since when did this guy know anything? Or is this taken from elsewhere?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1680617035066163202

 

[Alan]

Since when did this guy know anything? Or is this taken from elsewhere?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1680617035066163202

I've no reason to believe this over GFFH, whose post yesterday directly contradicts the tweet.

 

[Lycan]

Since when did this guy know anything? Or is this taken from elsewhere?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1680617035066163202

He doesn't know anything, he's just worded his attention seeking Twitter nonsense poorly.

 

[Kenny]

Presume he has some contacts in the local media.

Whether his news is the latest or a bit of recycled from earlier in the week, I don't know.

 

[Lycan]

Presume he has some contacts in the local media.

Whether his news is the latest or a bit of recycled from earlier in the week, I don't know.

It's rehashed.

He says 'as of Saturday evening', all the info from respectable sources yesterday was that we would submit another bid in the next 48 hours, not that another had already gone in.

He's just fishing for attention. He's certainly not well connected enough to break transfer news.

 

[Johnny75]

It's rehashed.

He says 'as of Saturday evening', all the info from respectable sources yesterday was that we would submit another bid in the next 48 hours, not that another had already gone in.

He's just fishing for attention. He's certainly not well connected enough to break transfer news.

He's become a bit of a wannabe itk media wanker to boost his profile over the last year or so.

Used to be a decent twitter user but not anymore.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He's certainly not well connected enough to break transfer news.

@Kenny once broke the news of the Joachim Björklund signing, the connected bar is quite high.

 

[AndyWolves]

A sad indictment of the platform where engagement pays more than quality.

 

[Kenny]

Quirk got that breaking news story.

Mainly as it was him that shouted JOACHIM and got a "the fuck is that" look from him as he ambled towards a shitty container we called an office at the old Compton.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

One of the great DJ bits of business.

Tells Paul Butler one thing about renewing his contract and recommends another to Jez, also decides not to renew World Class Okoronkwo's deal, Lescott is nowhere near being fit for the start of the season so we need someone sharpish.

Spends weeks trying to sign Michael Fucking Duberry for actual money. Thankfully we never bid enough. Had Matt Booth on trial, didn't do anything about it. Had Youl Mawène on trial, did well, decides he needs more of a trial and he tells us to bike it and signs for PNE. Has Adrian Iencsi on trial. He's shit. Whoops, we have a week to go to the start of the season and still no new CH.

So he grabs Björklund who's done nothing for months and looks like he might have retired. Throws him straight into the starting XI for the first two games. Amazingly enough he gets injured. So we have to play 30% fit Lescott.

I'm still having therapy for all that.

 

[slink]

Anyone able to dm whatever gffh posted yesterday?

 

[Kenny]

Anyone able to dm whatever gffh posted yesterday?

Doc has another club interested
Scott bid is £20m+ Inc add ons
Looking at a defender playing in Germany (Swiss player)

 

[Alan]

Damn, don’t go to Ken when you need an alibi

 

[Kenny]

He said we could mention it so I am.


ITK rules. Own it and don't hide behind your collection of TV's

 

[Alan]

Just giving you a hard time, bud.

 

[Kenny]

Just giving you a hard time, bud.

You chicken-shit cunt bastard...