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The " Honey I'm home and I'm bloody starving , what's for dinner " Thread.

machin05 said:
I barely have the wherewithall to shovel Bran Flakes in my mouth at that time, no way do I want to be making extra time to start sauteing :D
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As you say then machin,fuck dat :)
 
Pittpenguinbabe said:
Glad to hear you are using it Langers, many people buy a slow cooker, use it once and it never sees the light of day again.

In mine today i'll be popping in some chicken, spring onions, diced water chestnuts,carrots in a black bean sauce. Served on a bed of rice ( which is in a pouch, snip off the corner, microwave for 90 seconds,serve) ..A no faff dinner, with no effort but which I know is going to smell and taste delicious :)
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Mine's smelling delicious.Was in the garden with the door open and just had a waft :) :)
 
Have I been spelling bollocks wrong my entire life then ???
 
Parkins left foot said:
Always wondered why that phrase has come to mean something impressive when a bull's or elephant's bollocks are much more so :hmmm:
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No parkin, look at thr rear of a rotweiller or soem such dog, boy are they up front and in your face.

It's not size, it's prowess ( oh if only that were the right word). ( I really hope it is)
 
Pittpenguinbabe said:
Ok then, me dinner was the Bull Elephants bollocks. Now thats impressive :)
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Sooze No!!!! it's prowess for a dog, if that's the right word, it sounds like the dog's bollocks of a word to me, mind you.

How can you think of elephants bollocks without , at the same time, thinking of an arsehole that resembles wookey hole?
 
pavlosmacwolf said:
No parkin, look at thr rear of a rotweiller or soem such dog, boy are they up front and in your face.

It's not size, it's prowess ( oh if only that were the right word). ( I really hope it is)
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Being 'in the country' there are a lot of bulls around here & I haven't seen a dog (Rottweiler or otherwise) that matches up.

Can't speak for the elephants as there aren't that many in Dorset
 
Parkins left foot said:
Being 'in the country' there are a lot of bulls around here & I haven't seen a dog (Rottweiler or otherwise) that matches up.

Can't speak for the elephants as there aren't that many in Dorset
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No Parkin, it must be your age creeping in, it's not the size but the way they stand proud in full view, almost daruing you to kick em, but you wouldn't? would you?
 
pavlosmacwolf said:
No Parkin, it must be your age creeping in, it's not the size but the way they stand proud in full view, almost daruing you to kick em, but you wouldn't? would you?
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I certainly wouldn't if it was a bull - they are bloody dangerous

Anyway - what's with the age thing - don't think you are that far behind!!
 
Parkins left foot said:
I certainly wouldn't if it was a bull - they are bloody dangerous

Anyway - what's with the age thing - don't think you are that far behind!!
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No i don't think i am that far behind, at least not mentally, and whilst i live in the deep south , where things are a lot hotter, i have to admit that i don't very often stroll down to the beach and have to pause while an elephant crosses the road, (well it's never happened actually) but when i lived on the golf course in Tenerife we had a camel.

Vicious bastard to be fair, but he had a fair pair, and whilst they were there, sort of in your face, well, depending on where your 7 iron landed up, they weren't standing proud as in the case of a pit bull, bulldog, rotweiler or even greyhound style.

So i have to insist that Sooze's comment that her food was like the dog's bollocks, must remain unaltered, unless she meant the shape not the overall satisfaction.
 
pavlosmacwolf said:
No i don't think i am that far behind, at least not mentally, and whilst i live in the deep south , where things are a lot hotter, i have to admit that i don't very often stroll down to the beach and have to pause while an elephant crosses the road, (well it's never happened actually) but when i lived on the golf course in Tenerife we had a camel.

Vicious bastard to be fair, but he had a fair pair, and whilst they were there, sort of in your face, well, depending on where your 7 iron landed up, they weren't standing proud as in the case of a pit bull, bulldog, rotweiler or even greyhound style.

So i have to insist that Sooze's comment that her food was like the dog's bollocks, must remain unaltered, unless she meant the shape not the overall satisfaction.
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Reality is that Sue can describe her food any way she wants.

A somewhat surreal conversation at almost midnight when I need to leave for work tomorrow at 7.15am so am offlining now, but its been a pleasure talking (crap) to you
 
Parkins left foot said:
Reality is that Sue can describe her food any way she wants.

A somewhat surreal conversation at almost midnight when I need to leave for work tomorrow at 7.15am so am offlining now, but its been a pleasure talking (crap) to you
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My dear sir, I have had a ball.

After an almost disaterous winter personally, i finally got my head over the parapet, and tonight's "fun on the forum" was a true bonus. many thanks and sweet dreams, (hopefully not about elephant's bollocks) ha ha ha
 
Tonight will be chicken pie, potatoes, sweetcorn, green beans & peas.
With some lovely thick gravy.
 
Tonight will be Filet Mignon with mushroom & wine sauce,baby red potatoes, green beans and baby carrots. Followed by homemade lemon ice cream with raspberry squares topped with raspberry coulis.

We have decided to start eating properly, and by that I mean at the table instead of slumming it on Penguin trays on our laps whilst watching Bizzare Foods with Andrew Z.

Whether it be outside at the table or at the inside table. But no more trays.
 
Maccie D's before driving up to Stockport for a 40th Birthday party weekend which will feature, amongst other things, 72 pints of Storm Brewing, Boseley Cloud and 36 pints of Silk of Amnesia - http://www.stormbrewing.co.uk/beers.php

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