The " Honey I'm home and I'm bloody starving , what's for dinner " Thread.

[leedswolf]

If you order a take out curry here you have to order a vindaloo extra hot to even get any noticeable burn. The curry here is so anodyne and becalmed to suit the Australian palette I guess.

A real vindaloo would be an eye opener for them.

Not the only part of the body it would open either.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I have always loved hot curry, especially a King Prawn Vindaloo.
The good thing about cooking them yourselves is you can adjust the heat accordingly.
I keep a jar of Mr Naga in the fridge. You only need a very, very small amount to turn a curry into to a volcanic sensation!

 

[Tredman]

If you order a take out curry here you have to order a vindaloo extra hot to even get any noticeable burn. The curry here is so anodyne and becalmed to suit the Australian palette I guess.

A real vindaloo would be an eye opener for them.

Found a curry house here in Melbourne to test this out. It’s called Gaylord which is a slightly unusual name for a restaurant

 

[leedswolf]

Roast was mentioned somewhere...

 

[leedswolf]

Berni Inn was closed today, so had to settle with a sirloin with lemon, caper and achovy sauce...

#ifitsnotsaladcreamitsshite..

 

[BillyDee]

Did you win the game of Jenga?

 

[leedswolf]

Did you win the game of Jenga?

We've had this before... see Kenny

I assume you mean the triple fried Pont Neuf?

 

[BillyDee]

We've had this before... see Kenny

I assume you mean the triple fried Pont Neuf?

That's not what Brakes calls them...

 

[Wolf Hunting]

£36 for a bag of chips!!!!
Mind you, reading it again does that mean you pay £36 for 100 bags, little tiny bags of chips?
In fact, none of that makes sense! there are about 5 chips in 40grams...

 

[leedswolf]

That's not what Brakes calls them...

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Interesting, pont neuf traditionally measure 1cm x 1cm x 6-8cm or 2cm x 2cm x 8cm. Those pesky French eh?

 

[The Bear]

£36 for a bag of chips!!!!
Mind you, reading it again does that mean you pay £36 for 100 bags, little tiny bags of chips?
In fact, none of that makes sense! there are about 5 chips in 40grams...

It's a 4kg bag of pre-cut chips. The price per kg is the giveaway.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

£36 for a bag of chips!!!!
Mind you, reading it again does that mean you pay £36 for 100 bags, little tiny bags of chips?
In fact, none of that makes sense! there are about 5 chips in 40grams...

Brakes supply the trade. It will be big volume

 

[ROVERT47]

We've had this before... see Kenny

I assume you mean the triple fried Pont Neuf?

Fucking ell, ‘Pont Neuf’ and you call yourself a Rugby League fan.

 

[leedswolf]

Fucking ell, ‘Pont Neuf’ and you call yourself a Rugby League fan.

Sorry Trev, I will stick to pie and peas from now on...

 

[Stan Hullis]

Just call them chips...

 

[leedswolf]

My apologies for the chef's choice of potato based accompaniment...

 

[The Bear]

Looks nice but needs gravy.

 

[leedswolf]

Looks nice but needs gravy.

I opted for the Cafe de Paris sauce instead. Sorry Trev...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It’s a fucking rib steak! Gravy??? There are so many other better choices Bear. I’d personally opt for a Bearnaise but Cafe de Paris is also a great selection

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It’s a fucking rib steak! Gravy??? There are so many other better choices Bear. I’d personally opt for a Bearnaise but Cafe de Paris is also a great selection

Gravy with steak somehow combines the dual energies of Donald Trump and Sam Allardyce.