The Film Thread

[Paddingtonwolf]

Ted Stryker from Airplane is flying the fucking plane. OH THE MAJESTY OF IT!!!!

 

[Langers]

Better casting than Game of Thrones! :icon_lol:

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

This is MAGNIFICENT

 

[Langers]

"It's running a little hot!"

:icon_lol:

They've even ripped off a line from Airplane!!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Kelly buys the farm as a shark flies into a plane looking pwopa hungry. Stryker sucked out of the cockpit and now our hero has to land at JFK with only Tara to help him. Plus death on a toilet.

THIS IS THE BEST FILM EVER

 

[Langers]

They need Otto the autopilot.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Tara loses a hand in a truly believable fashion

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

They need Otto the autopilot.

Why isn't our hero sweating a lake. He'll have a drink problem after this....

 

[Langers]

:icon_lol:

There has never been a better opening to a film ever.

 

[PPB]

No idea what you both are on about, but I'm almost wishing I was watching it too. :icon_lol:

 

[Langers]

Even the theme tune ROCKS.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

This is utterly fucking brilliant. Funniest film ever.

 

[Langers]

No idea what you both are on about, but I'm almost wishing I was watching it too. :icon_lol:

Well Tara Reid had her hand bitten off by a shark (in a tornado), as she was hanging out of a crashing plane and screaming rather beautifully. She still held on though, fair play to her.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

And she tried to shoot the shark, at 600 miles an hour, in a tornado.

Beat that Henry Winkler

 

[Langers]

Whilst still hanging on. Presumably if she doesn't need the hand to hang on, the fact she stayed inside the plane is slightly more plausible after it was bitten off?

 

[PPB]

And she tried to shoot the shark, at 600 miles an hour, in a tornado.

Beat that Henry Winkler

How did she try and shoot the shark if shes hanging on with one hand , hasnt the shark ate the other hand ?

 

[Langers]

How did she try and shoot the shark if shes hanging on with one hand , hasnt the shark ate the other hand ?

Nooooo do keep up. It bit off her shooting hand. Shooting at it probably pissed it off TBH.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I am buying "How to Survive a Sharknado"

It seems to come in two thicknesses

 

[PPB]

Does it help if you are pissed whilst watching this film ??

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

And now it takes the piss out of Jaws : The Revenge

"it's like it knew who I was..."

Marvellous