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The Film Thread

Pan's Labyrinth is a fantastic film. Impressive that you can admit to some involvement in it SLA!

My previous life as a subtitler involved working on some fantastic stuff. Sadly I only get to do occasional random crap in the current job and not nearly so good. Today I've been working on The Matalan Show hosted by Denise Van Outen. What a comedown!
 
Trainspotting 2 official trailer, including as yet unidentified music!
 
Watched Supersonic last night - the documentary about the rise of Oasis.

Such a good, entertaining watch - I loved Oasis when they first started (through til about Heathen Chemistry actually, but this film only charts their success up to and including the record breaking gigs at Knebworth) and there were some brilliant nostalgic moments. Well worth a watch.
 
Has anyone watched Krampus yet ? Quite good but I don't know what generation it's aimed at ??
 
Just discovered Indianapolis: Men of Courage is on Kodi (HD quality).

That's tonight's viewing sorted. I've been wanting to see this for ages. The story of the USS Indianapolis has always really interested me.
 
Has anyone watched Krampus yet ? Quite good but I don't know what generation it's aimed at ??

No, I've been meaning to find out what it's all about but just couldn't be arsed.
 
Watched Supersonic last night - the documentary about the rise of Oasis.

Such a good, entertaining watch - I loved Oasis when they first started (through til about Heathen Chemistry actually, but this film only charts their success up to and including the record breaking gigs at Knebworth) and there were some brilliant nostalgic moments. Well worth a watch.

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with cotton buds.
 
No, I've been meaning to find out what it's all about but just couldn't be arsed.

Imagine a German fairy story before Disney etc. water them down for child friendliness
 
So I watched USA Indianapolis: Men of Courage last night, hoping to see some of the atmosphere, tension, bravery and determination shown in 'In Harms Way' which is a fabulous book by Douglas Stanton told from interviews with survivors of the disaster.

What I was 'treated' to was one of the worst films I've seen in ages. An alarmingly low quality, hammed up mess of a film with zero plot and acting so wooden it wouldn't have surprised me if they all survived by floating.

How the hell can you fuck up such a fascinating story? Why add a convoluted plot at the start, based around 2 dimensional characters whose names you'll forget after half an hour? Seriously, no one will give a fuck about the love triangle back home or that such bollocks - especially when the acting is so bad and the 'story' heading into B Movie territory.

Then we've got Tom Sizemore playing a character so unbelievably odd it's like he was doing an impression of a Pixar character with dialogue ripped from an 80's turd movie. Someone wrote that character. And probably got paid for it.

The action scenes? I don't know why I thought this was a film with an actual budget but the special effect were dreadful. The CGI sharks as believable as a Nigel Farage promise, it looked like the ship was sunk in a bath.

The camera work is all over the place. The juxtaposition of scenes doesn't make any sense. The sense of isolation and despair when they're stranded in the water never came across because either the acting was so bad, they were being menaced by creepy SNES graphics with fins or the director decided to make certain scenes light hearted!!

I think that when you're making a film about a historical event that saw hundreds of people die in appalling conditions that you have a duty to show some respect. This was such a mess of a film that it doesn't get close to doing this, though not intentionally so.

The book I've read has so many fascinating individual accounts of the sinking and subsequent ordeal in the sea but the only real story is Nicholas Cage's Captain McVay. There were so many more they could have focused on as well rather than the fictitious, shallow nonsense they ended up with.

It's bad enough when you see a shit film but had low expectations of it. But this was a perfect opportunity to tell the story of the Indianapolis in a proper way. But instead it was utter shit. I was pleading with it to finish and put me out of my misery.

Can't say I recommend it. Apparently it went straight to DVD. That doesn't surprise me in the slightest. It was like Titanic (without the production values) mixed with Sharknado mixed with the most basic B movie you can imagine.
 
So I watched USA Indianapolis: Men of Courage last night, hoping to see some of the atmosphere, tension, bravery and determination shown in 'In Harms Way' which is a fabulous book by Douglas Stanton told from interviews with survivors of the disaster.

What I was 'treated' to was one of the worst films I've seen in ages. An alarmingly low quality, hammed up mess of a film with zero plot and acting so wooden it wouldn't have surprised me if they all survived by floating.

How the hell can you fuck up such a fascinating story? Why add a convoluted plot at the start, based around 2 dimensional characters whose names you'll forget after half an hour? Seriously, no one will give a fuck about the love triangle back home or that such bollocks - especially when the acting is so bad and the 'story' heading into B Movie territory.

Then we've got Tom Sizemore playing a character so unbelievably odd it's like he was doing an impression of a Pixar character with dialogue ripped from an 80's turd movie. Someone wrote that character. And probably got paid for it.

The action scenes? I don't know why I thought this was a film with an actual budget but the special effect were dreadful. The CGI sharks as believable as a Nigel Farage promise, it looked like the ship was sunk in a bath.

The camera work is all over the place. The juxtaposition of scenes doesn't make any sense. The sense of isolation and despair when they're stranded in the water never came across because either the acting was so bad, they were being menaced by creepy SNES graphics with fins or the director decided to make certain scenes light hearted!!

I think that when you're making a film about a historical event that saw hundreds of people die in appalling conditions that you have a duty to show some respect. This was such a mess of a film that it doesn't get close to doing this, though not intentionally so.

The book I've read has so many fascinating individual accounts of the sinking and subsequent ordeal in the sea but the only real story is Nicholas Cage's Captain McVay. There were so many more they could have focused on as well rather than the fictitious, shallow nonsense they ended up with.

It's bad enough when you see a shit film but had low expectations of it. But this was a perfect opportunity to tell the story of the Indianapolis in a proper way. But instead it was utter shit. I was pleading with it to finish and put me out of my misery.

Can't say I recommend it. Apparently it went straight to DVD. That doesn't surprise me in the slightest. It was like Titanic (without the production values) mixed with Sharknado mixed with the most basic B movie you can imagine.

FFS, been looking forward to that since you posted the clip over the Summer. Disappointing.
 
Decided to watch Dads Army on sky last night against my better judgement, oh dear!!
 
Going to see ' Fantastic Beasts...and where to find them ' today. Hubbys not so keen after he misread the title. Beasts, breasts, easy mistake when you haven't got your glasses on I suppose..
 
Going to see ' Fantastic Beasts...and where to find them ' today. Hubbys not so keen after he misread the title. Beasts, breasts, easy mistake when you haven't got your glasses on I suppose..

Was he still disappointed after the film?
 
Was he still disappointed after the film?

He had to make do with just mine. If he was, he didn't show it.

The film however was excellent,best film I've seen in ages.
 
Hands Of Stone, another good one with Robert de Niro in it. Dont think I have seen him in a bad one yet though tbh.
 
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