The Euro 2024 Thread

[Dire Wolf]

Italy are spawny fuckers, but that was good goal.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Put your foot in instead of shitting out. Give the foul away and they win the game. Silly shithouts.

 

[Lupo]

That might cheer Lupo up

Gutted that I missed it. Those things are what makes tournament football exciting

 

[Banjo]

Echoes of Mainoo at Molineux in terms of a gutting last minute goal. Jammy buggers.

 

[Alan]

Not sure it's jammy really, just late.

*resists urge to get on "all results are deserved" soapbox*

 

[Del Woppio]

I don't understand why they're talking about that penalty as being controversial or because of a new law. That'd be a penalty in any game I've seen in 30 odd years

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Not sure it's jammy really, just late.

*resists urge to get on "all results are deserved" soapbox*

It's fortunate in that they offered literally nothing and played awful football throughout

Italy vs Switzerland confirmed

 

[Alan]

It's fortunate in that they offered literally nothing and played awful football throughout

Italy vs Switzerland confirmed

As opposed to Croatia who offered less (statistically)?

As stated earlier, they'll get found out soon enough if they keep on as they have been going.

 

[Sniffer]

Get the beers opened. England officially into the last 16 now.

 

[Alan]

Comms here talking that this is the first Italy squad since the late 80s to not feature any Juve players? Bonkers if true.

 

[Tony Towner]

Echoes of Mainoo at Molineux in terms of a gutting last minute goal. Jammy buggers.

Without the spinless captain shitting out of a tackle

 

[Jack Regan]

Chiesa is a Juve player.

 

[Alan]

Chiesa is a Juve player.

Never trust a Rupert Murdoch channel.

@Tony Towner tbh the answers I get from y'all are far more entertaining than what Google would give me.

 

[Lupo]

Cambiaso. Fagioli and Gatti too

 

[Alan]

Jeez, I'm stupid I get it!

 

[The Bear]

Jeez, I'm stupid I get it!

Not stupid, just gullible!

 

[Alan]

Two things can be true.

 

[The Bear]

So just had a quick look at our group. If we can only manage a draw against Serbia then a win by 2 goals or more would see either of Denmark or Slovenia top the group on GD. And we'd then play Germany in the next round.

So Southgate can't go negative and play for the draw really. Which he will do any way.....

 

[Tony Towner]

So just had a quick look at our group. If we can only manage a draw against Serbia then a win by 2 goals or more would see either of Denmark or Slovenia top the group on GD. And we'd then play Germany in the next round.

So Southgate can't go negative and play for the draw really. Which he will do any way.....

Except we aren't playing Serbia

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He won't play for a draw will he, don't be silly

Serbia can't overtake us

Slovenia can only overtake us if they win