The Cricket Thread

[Dinowolf]

Harshal gone 5

196-8

 

[Dinowolf]

Bishnoi gone 2

England win by 17 runs

Brilliant last over from Jordan

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

No Kohli for them. They say he's injured, I suspect otherwise.

 

[Sniffer]

Lees and Crawley both getting out today for single figure scores in Division Two of the County Championship whilst the opener from Essex has notched up another ton.

 

[Trips]

Horrible shot from Roy, gone for 0

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Horrible shot from Roy, gone for 0

Been in horrible form for quite a while now. Should probably be under more pressure than he is.

 

[Trips]

Root gone for 0 too. 6-2 after 2

 

[Tredman]

Wel this is going well..

 

[Trips]

Gets better, Stokes gone first ball. 7-3

 

[Tredman]

I blame @Nando

 

[Trips]

Roy, Bairstow, Root, Stokes, Butter, Livingstone, Moeen, Overton, Willey, Carse, Topley.

45 incoming.

FIFY

 

[Trips]

Bairstow gone, 17-4. Buttler and Livingstone at the crease in the 6th over!

 

[sycophantia]

Seems like we've fixed the test team while fucking up the 20/50 over stuff

 

[Trips]

Woeful from Livingstone. Dancing down the pitch at 25-4 and getting bowled around your legs. Idiotic.

He's a T20 slogger, leave him there

 

[Tony Towner]

He's a T20 slogger, leave him there

Frank?

 

[BillyDee]

Seems like we've fixed the test team while fucking up the 20/50 over stuff

So the plan was to get the red ball team playing like the white ball team, which is admirable, and that's obviously worked remarkably well.
Not quite sure why they then reciprocated it by getting the white ball team to collapse like the test team was...

 

[Sniffer]

86 all out is our lowest total in ODI's.

 

[Tredman]

Petition to ban Nando from predictions ever again

 

[Stan Hullis]

My digs in London are near the Oval - I was expecting it to be carnage when I try and get home later but should all be done and dusted in good time now!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Jason Roy since the 2019 World Cup:

ODIs: 32, 21, 24, 0, 1, 3, 21, 0, 46, 55, 14, 60, 1, 73, 101*, 0

T20Is: 70, 40, 7, 0, 14, 16, 49, 46, 9, 40, 0, 36, 17, 32, 10, 64, 11, 61, 22, 9, 20*, 6, 45, 19, 52, 8, 4, 0, 27