The All New Alan Partridge Thread

[yabbadabbadoo]

Dixons.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cracks me up every time.

 

[Paul]

Thank you sir, another line I have used in real life. :icon_lol:

That is why we should never all meet, it would just turn into a massive Allanathon

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

 

[Langers]

"Hello? Is that reception? I was a bit bored so I dismantled the trouser press."

 

[Paul]

Can I have my porn back please ?

 

[Langers]

Lynn, has your mother's death just hit you?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Four teas please. Thank you. You blonde bastard. From the future.

 

[Langers]

Let battle commence!

(I have never used this 'in the heat of the moment', and never will. I would be in the bad books - permanently).

 

[Paul]

This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake, let's take a look...not a trace! Peace of mind I'm sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Let battle commence!

(I have never used this 'in the heat of the moment', and never will. I would be in the bad books - permanently).

:icon_lol:

Nor "You've got it on the sheets, you've got on the valence....the skirt thing round the edge of the bed!"

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Mr T Osser...that doesn't even make sense!

 

[Langers]

Mr T Osser...that doesn't even make sense!

"What's so funny about B. Oddie?"

"Tits?"

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Sorry, I shouldn't shouldn't touch the staff. Unless I'm reprimanding you, then I'll spank your bare bottoms.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

You might want to read your copy of the Daily Express....OOOH, it's a good paper.

 

[Langers]

Needles to say..... I took drugs.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It was the 70s, Buckaroo.

Don't be blue, Peter. Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now FUCK OFF.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Mary Poppins whats that ?!

 

[Langers]

Fernando - it's 2 in the afternoon and you've been in bed all day with a girl. You're wasting your life.

 

[Langers]

Just watched Watership Alan.

I'd say it's my favourite episode.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I would still have to go with the KMKYWAP "Partridge Over Britain" episode.

Still, I could watch any single one of them any number of times. Just astoundingly good.

"Got your big plate, Alan?"

"Yes..."