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The All New Alan Partridge Thread

This needs bumping for 2015 !

So I ask, Which is the worst monger? Fish, iron, rumour or war?
 
Fire! Fire! The fair’s on fire! I’m joking of course, it’s not, but that’s the kind of thing you can see from… the… oh, what are they called - The local fire brigade, I don’t know the district, in tent four. My own tip is ‘never throw water on a fat fire’, it’ll take your face off. The stocks are now open for custard pie throwing. Tell you who I’d like to put in the stocks – Tony Hayers. He’s the Chief Commissioning Editor of BBC Television. And it wouldn’t be custard pies I’d be throwing at him, either. I’d like to throw cabbages, hot Bovril and gravel. I don’t know if you’re familiar with BBC commissioning policy, they are obliged to contract out a certain percentage of their programmes to independent programme-makers, and…I mean… you’re not even listening, are you? You people. Er, I’m going. It’s all wrapping up in about an hour, anyway, so I don’t think you’ll miss me. Thank you, goodbye.
 
Are you a...bald, Kojak, big foot hater?
 
Staying in the countryside for a night in July with the GF - and it's only a few miles away from a CRACKING owl sanctuary.
 
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Series 2 is On Demand. I've watched Episode One, undecided whether to watch the lot in one go...
 
Not sure who I'm trying to kid, of course I watched them all.

It's very good. No spoilers.
 
Scissored Isle tonight, outstanding stuff.
 
AWESOME.

I, Partridge is genius - more of the same would be glorious.
 
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