Didn't know where to put this so I thought I'd put it here as if you didn't know these were Richard Madeley, you'd swear it was Alan.
http://happyfingersproductions.com/guest-posts/defending-the-indefensible/
THE TOP 10!
10. To a teenager suffering from anorexia
“5 stone! That’s concentration camp thin that is”
9.(To Judy) Do you remember that soup I made last week? Absolutely horrible. Had to throw it in the garden”
8.To one of the Birmingham 6
‘What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail?
Cars have five gears now, for example.”
7.“I’ve never met a single women who’s happy with the way she looks, except Jordan, although I’ve never met her”
6.To the Actor Mark Williams
”You’ve lost some weight, haven’t you? Why’s that? You’re not ill are you?”
5.To Charlotte Church
”OK, imagine I’m someone from a record company with a ponytail… (Begins shouting)…. I OWN you, Church!”
4.When interviewing someone who had an obsessive crush on a celebrity
“So, Jane, when did you first realise that you were quite clearly mad?”
3.”When me and Judy were trying to conceive. I used to douse my balls in icy water before intercourse”
2. Conversation with Skins star Nicholas Hoult
Richard: “How old are you now? 18?”
Nicholas: “No I’m 17″
Richard: “Really, I thought you were 18″
Nicholas: “Nope”
Richard: “But you’re nearly 18 though, aren’t you?”
Nicholas: “Actually I’ve just turned 17″
Richard: “Well I suppose I’ll have to take your word for it”
1.When talking to Bill Clinton about his affair with Monica Lewinsky
“I know what it’s like to be wronged by the press. I was once accused of shoplifting. Unlike you though, I knew I was innocent”.
