Here you go Trev...
What's going for it? Black pudding, for starters. And being home town to the best chef in Christendom, Simon Hopkinson. They know their onions here. And their sweetbreads. And all manner of offal. Snuffle them out at the splendid market, this is the one that Roy mentioned. For those less attuned to the delights of pig's blood, Bury's still a pleasant place to live. It's smaller, more manageable and all-round nicer than its fellow edge-of-Manchester neighbours Rochdale, Oldham and Bolton. Studded with villagey spots such as Summerseat, its Victorian villas and semis are also way cheaper than those just south in Manc, whose bright lights are just a 20-minute ride away.
The case against Pockets of deprivation, like much of inner-urban Lancashire. The town's being – groan – regenerated, and while a billion squid isn't to be sniffed at, many locals wonder at what price (expect some hefty demolition).
Well connected? Nestled between the M60 east-west and the M66 north and south to Manchester, and the M62 east to Bradford and Leeds. The Metrolink tram takes 20 minutes or so to Manchester. The airport's about a half-hour drive away.
Schools Broadly good. Star primaries include Guardian Angels RC, Chesham, Fairfield and Greenhill, all "good" with "outstanding" features, says Ofsted; Our Lady of Lourdes RC, Woodbank and Lowercroft all "outstanding". Secondaries: the independent Bury Grammar schools for girls and boys both very popular; the state St Gabriel's RC High and Bury CofE High both "good" with "outstanding" features.
Hang out at… Ramsons, up the road in foody Ramsbottom, is the local star; Katsouris deli in Bury market; the Trackside pub for local ale.
Where to buy Lovely villagey suburbs such as Summerseat, Hawkshaw, Tottington, Lowercroft, Greenmount and Ramsbottom, with pre-19th century cores ringed by good Victorian property. Great, often huge, Victorian detacheds and semis on and off main roads out of town. West to Ainsworth and south to the river Roch for posh modern suburbs. Lots on the market at all prices.
Market values Barn conversions and farmhouses, £650,000-£850,000. Large executive detacheds, £375,000-£650,000. Three- or four-bed detacheds, £170,000-£375,000. Semis, £100,000-£300,000 (big, Victorian, posh area). Terraces and cottages, from £50,000 (two beds, less desirable area) up to £170,000 (three beds, nice area).
Bargain of the week The whole town, frankly. Four-bed Victorian terrace on Manchester Road, £149,950, Your Move (0161-763 5066).
From the streets
James Bentley "If there's a better way to spend a Saturday than brunch at Katsouris on the market, watching the Mighty Shakers at Gigg Lane and having a drink at the Blind Tiger on Bolton Street, then I haven't found it."
Jean Foster "The East Lancashire Railway – run entirely by volunteers, takes steam and diesel trains from Bury up the valley to Ramsbottom and around."
Bob Hargreaves "Bury's huge food market was recently voted best in Britain – it has several dedicated black pudding stalls."
Richard Baum "Absolutely ideal in terms of geography – you can be in the Peaks or the Lakes in an hour, the Yorkshire Moors in 20 minutes."