Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

[Tredman]

Agreed, please stop discussing things on the forum.

Underrated post that, amidst all the other chaff. Almost made me lol.

 

[t3ch]

I'm not singling you out at all, you're just having a bit of a hissy fit.

that's what happens when you keep talkin shit. it's old. you can't keep calling out "cause americans" and talking down to people and not expect a reaction.

I think we've taken the conversation as far as it needs to go though. I'm happy to cease the hissy fit if you're OK with dropping the non-sequiturs.

 

[Tony Towner]

You might as well be saying, "Wolves will not sell Neves for anything less than 3 rainbows and a unicorn, t3ch you idiot American what aren't you understanding IF SOMEONE GETS A UNICORN WE SELL".

That's where you are showing your lack of knowledge. Unicorns were discovered in the UK in June 2016. If we want a fucking unicorn then we're having a fucking unicorn and you foreign types aren't stopping us from having one

 

[Alan]

That's where you are showing your lack of knowledge. Unicorns were discovered in the UK in June 2016. If we want a fucking unicorn then we're having a fucking unicorn and you foreign types aren't stopping us from having one

I thought the unicorns were all being deported as part of Brexit?

 

[Tony Towner]

I thought the unicorns were all being deported as part of Brexit?

Other way round, we're getting some. They arrive in 5 weeks. I can't wait!

 

[Parkins left foot]

I thought the unicorns were all being deported as part of Brexit?

But unicorns are British! - imaginary creatures which don't actually exist, but who a fair proportion think they do.

A perfect metaphor for where we are.

 

[Alan]

Next you'll be telling me that dragons are British, too.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Next you'll be telling me that dragons are British, too.

No - they are Welsh rather than the whole of the British Isles (though St George did kill one, but may have gone to Wales to do that)

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He did that in Lebanon. Or so I hear.

 

[Parkins left foot]

He did that in Lebanon. Or so I hear.

Well if you were around at the time - then fine, you will know more than I do

 

[big mean bunny]

Agreed, please stop discussing things on the forum.

You mean the transfer discussion section of the forum? That you know, has structure and sections and what not...

 

[Boozad]

Neves is going? Shit.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I have never seen a unicorn but have seen a horse with the horn! Does that count?

 

[StuardoWulf]

Well I must say I feel more informed on transfer rumours now I have caught up with this thread.
This Felix kid why is no-one discussing that or is it just bollocks and not worth the air?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

There's absolutely no chance of that happening, completely out of our stratosphere no matter how well we're doing at the moment.

If we were up with City and Liverpool right now then maybe.

To be fair you are never going to get reliable transfer talk when it's February and the window doesn't open until June.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Can we not pretend Felix is an attainable target, just for a little while? He would be an amazing signing, but its as likely as those unicorns arriving from Europe...

 

[Tredman]

I liked the other Jota who played for the U19 with Vini. Think he is at Benfica with a low release clause?

 

[YoungWolf]

https://twitter.com/Aljeeves10/status/1101088468325859328

Maybe we could take advantage.... I noticed Bruno Fernandes has been linked with United and Everton

 

[Premier Quality]

Maxi Gomez linked on the sky “whispers” page

https://storify.com/services/proxy/...1T_2019-02-28-10-08-37-sky-top-10-graphic.png

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I instinctively don't like him, he looks fat.