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QuestionTime With PPB, Instead of Sir Robin Day .

Did I tell you about the time I hit an absolute rocket of a shot at what I thought was an open goal at a soft play area and almost decapitated a previously unseen random small toddler who very very nearly got in the way?

Were you wheeling away with one arm raised in full Bully celebration style too?

I can imagine it in slow motion as the ball sits up, Langers strike it full with the laces just below centre so it gets maximum velocity and cuts through the air like a exoset missle ........................................and then canons off the poor 2 year old unsuspecting sub 'keeper's head. Bad boy Langers.
 
Were you wheeling away with one arm raised in full Bully celebration style too?

I can imagine it in slow motion as the ball sits up, Langers strike it full with the laces just below centre so it gets maximum velocity and cuts through the air like a exoset missle ........................................and then canons off the poor 2 year old unsuspecting sub 'keeper's head. Bad boy Langers.

It didn't hit him - it was millimetres away. His hair moved like he'd stepped out into a force 10 gale. An inch higher and it hits the underside of the bar and takes the child out. An inch lower and I get beaten up by tattooed angry looking father stood quite close to me. It was textbook.

I defy anyone on this forum not to have tried that shot. You know when the ball sits up PERFECTLY? One of those. You can't and indeed shouldn't let such opportunities pass.
 
It didn't hit him - it was millimetres away. His hair moved like he'd stepped out into a force 10 gale. An inch higher and it hits the underside of the bar and takes the child out. An inch lower and I get beaten up by tattooed angry looking father stood quite close to me. It was textbook.

I defy anyone on this forum not to have tried that shot. You know when the ball sits up PERFECTLY? One of those. You can't and indeed shouldn't let such opportunities pass.

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Worth pointing out that tattooed angry looking father gave me a quick nod of appreciation after I scored. He knew.
 
Favourite all time female actress ?
Don't have one in particular.
Favourite all time male actor ?
Possibly Gary Oldman or Tim Roth.
Can you take someone famous off, either by their voice, a line from a film, their actions or looks ?
I can do a convincing marvin the martian actually. & I also used to do an awesome version of a mates landlord, but no-one famous I think.
If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would it be ?
I was gonna say smell, but then DW said I'd be like redknapp, & I'm not having that, so taste.
If you could round up 5 musicians/bands from history and have them do a 3 day music festival, who would you choose ?
lemon jelly, james, underworld, leftfield, pink floyd.
Other than watch and wedding ring, do you like wearing any other form of jewellery ?
I wear no jewellry at all.
Do women make better listeners than men?
Both sexes can be very attentive, and very ignorant imo.
Do you hate to hear a woman use bad language ?
Yes. I swear a lot more than I'd like, & I think most people swear more than is necessary, which devalues the words for me.
Guilty/secret pleasures ?
Christ, how long you got?
Do you have any scars ?
Not yet...
Favourite Season ? ( yearly season, not a Wolves Season )
Summer, but spring & autumn, for the colours run summer close.
Do you like licorice ?
Not especially
What choc do you go for first in a box of Quality Street ?
Caramel cups. Fun fact, I can be shown any roses or QS choc & name it. I like chocolate.
What colour loo rolls do you buy ?
white
 
Are you a creature of habit and routine ?

Last time you went to the pictures and what did you see ?

Have you ever done volunteer work ?

Worst film you have ever seen ?
 
Are you a creature of habit and routine ?

You have to be really with small kids around!

Last time you went to the pictures and what did you see ?

I think it was just after Christmas when I went with some friends to see The Hobbit - Desolation of Smaug. Thought it was ace.

Have you ever done volunteer work ?

Does helping my dad in his garden count? I HATE gardening.

Worst film you have ever seen ?

There have been a few - I despise Alien 3, Noah was absolutely shocking but I think I might have to go with Pearl Harbour. How on earth they made a film that really should have been very good into such a schmaltzy mess is beyond me.
 
Are you a creature of habit and routine ?

Last time you went to the pictures and what did you see ?

Have you ever done volunteer work ?

Worst film you have ever seen ?

To a certain degree, but too much routine is not healthy.

Recently . When The Game Stands Tall.

Yes, in a care home.

Sex Lives Of The Potato Men. Or The Swarm, or Troll 2 ! There are so many.
 
Are you a creature of habit and routine ?

You have to be really with small kids around!

Last time you went to the pictures and what did you see ?

I think it was just after Christmas when I went with some friends to see The Hobbit - Desolation of Smaug. Thought it was ace.

Have you ever done volunteer work ?

Does helping my dad in his garden count? I HATE gardening.

Worst film you have ever seen ?

There have been a few - I despise Alien 3, Noah was absolutely shocking but I think I might have to go with Pearl Harbour. How on earth they made a film that really should have been very good into such a schmaltzy mess is beyond me.

Yep, that counts. I love gardening, its rewarding :)

Have to agree about Noah, it was shite.
 
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