QuestionTime With PPB, Instead of Sir Robin Day .

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Why does the egg carton say 'keep refrigerated after purchase' then? Fucking Asda trying to ruin the eggs!

 

[PPB]

The only condiment that belongs in the fridge is Branston. That's better cold.

That's an odd one. What do you usually have the Branston with?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

That's an odd one. What do you usually have the Branston with?

Cheese, ham, cold meat salad, goes with a lot of things. It's definitely better out of the fridge. Once you've tried it you'll never go back.

 

[sycophantia]

Last thing you ate?

No barbers/hairdressers for us all anytime soon, so what will you do, get your partners to cut it, or try to trim it yourself?

What's on the top shelf in your fridge?

We could all do with a day out with family right now, where would you choose to go?

Working from home/staying home, are you finding yourself having more cups of tea/coffee breaks?

Look down at your feet, what's on them, slippers, or just socks? ( don't know why, but can't imagine DW in slippers)

Serious question as I really don't know. What's happening to all the homeless people in your area during these times?

During these strange times, a surprise hamper arrives on your doorstep. What items do you hope is in it?

Do you find yourselves watching more news than you normally would for updates, statistics or do you limit it.

What time did you get up this morning?

Chicken salad
Bacon and sausage
Missus with the clippers
Carding Mill Valley.....picnic and building dams in the little river with the little uns
Still at work
Socks (with hole in big toe area)
Embarrased to say I dont know....not sure there are any
Ham Hock, selection of cheeses, Golden Glow
Yes but trying to wean myself off it
7am

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Why does the egg carton say 'keep refrigerated after purchase' then? Fucking Asda trying to ruin the eggs!

For the same reason they put "contains nuts" on packs of peanuts. People are fucking morons and it's better to keep them refrigerated than exposed to the burning sun in the summer. But really they just need to stay in a cool, dry place.

 

[Paul]

So you're saying keep them refridgerated is an eggsaggerration ?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

My washing machine has a billion settings, doesn't mean I use them...(I could do I suppose out of intrigue)

The only condiment that belongs in the fridge is Branston. That's better cold.

Mayonnaise?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Mayonnaise?

Fair shout. I rarely have it in the house though as you can never get sensibly sized jars. Buy a standard pot and it's going off before you've got even close to halfway down.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Fair shout. I rarely have it in the house though as you can never get sensibly sized jars. Buy a standard pot and it's going off before you've got even close to halfway down.

Can get reasonable sized squeezy bottles most places now but due to the consistency you generally lose a good chunk to adhesion near the end, probably still more economical than the amount you'd throw out of a big jar on your own though.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Mayo is disgusting anyway.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Good that this thread is back whilst a lot of life has been drained of fun & joy.

Instructive to look back at previous posts - a lot of odd answers, but then again probably even more weird questions :icon_biggrin:

 

[PPB]

Good that this thread is back whilst a lot of life has been drained of fun & joy.

Instructive to look back at previous posts - a lot of odd answers, but then again probably even more weird questions :icon_biggrin:

:icon_lol:

 

[PPB]

Who will be tuning into the Queens speech tonight?

 

[sycophantia]

Not I

 

[Tredman]

I’ve got toenails to clean.

 

[Johnny75]

I'll be too busy eating my Chinese next to my 5G phone. (Kung Po bat)

 

[PPB]

Not I, I'll be trimming me fanny.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I'd rather they donated some fucking money to the NHS rather than some shit speech trying to instil a blitz spirit which the baby boomers seem to think is stiff upper lip, do the fuck what you like, carry on as normal.

The Royal Family can basically fuck off.

 

[sycophantia]

I'd rather they donated some fucking money to the NHS rather than some shit speech trying to instil a blitz spirit which the baby boomers seem to think is stiff upper lip, do the fuck what you like, carry on as normal.

The Royal Family can basically fuck off.

I've no issue with the royal family, just got no interest in them or what they got to say, however they (along with religion) seem to give a proportion of the population a little bit of comfort so let em get on with it

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

If that comfort makes them act like twats then I am less keen