Man Utd (H) 1/2: Build-Up & Match Thread

[Dire Wolf]

What to say about that shit show? The defence has been an absolute train wreck from minute 1. Every player has been universally shit. Is Bellegarde even real? He's been useless, but even he has not been the worst. Toti has been a shambles, Neto has made zero effort to help Semedo out. Poor, poor, poor. And can we please stop giving the fucking ball away so cheaply? Shocking performance and we're lucky we are not 5-0 down.

 

[Alan]

I'm not saying anyone is wrong, but the emotional whiplash from winning a game to losing one is really something else to behold.

 

[The Bear]

What to say about that shit show? The defence has been an absolute train wreck from minute 1. Every player has been universally shit. Is Bellegarde even real? He's been useless, but even he has not been the worst. Toti has been a shambles, Neto has made zero effort to help Semedo out. Poor, poor, poor. And can we please stop giving the fucking ball away so cheaply? Shocking performance and we're lucky we are not 5-0 down.

Toti has looked so poor because he's been left isolated one on one against Garnacho time and time again. At least Semedo is getting back on his side. Doc is just ambling around miles away from our box.

 

[Del Woppio]

5-0 wouldn't be unfair at half time. We're getting absolutely rinsed by through balls in the channels and second best all over the shop. Anybody giving it "united are shit" is a fucking moron but we're making them look a lot better than they are.

Starting eleven was wrong in three areas and it's showing. Obviously not convinced Sarabia would be particularly in the game either tbh but then we don't need any players apparently so our options are what they are.

Doyle's fine on the ball but fuck me he's about as good as I was at covering ground and tackling, he was 100% the wrong pick for the game. Doc has been everything you'd expect of an unfit, past-it right back who could never defend anyway playing on the wrong side. I feel sorry for him rather than blame him.

 

[sycophantia]

Got to get Gomes, RAN and Sarabia on at half time. Bellegarde looks completely lost, Doc is gash, we need a injection of energy in midfield.

 

[Wolftone]

The first offside was a bit lucky as Hojland was only off by a split second, the second was good defending, holding a good line.

 

[Loki]

United look totally comfortable now. We`ve been poor all round but they`ve got us in their pocket. RAN for Doc and Gomez for Doyle for me. At least it`s only half time. Let`s see what GON comes up with.

 

[Wolftone]

Can someone find a Utd fan in the south bank and try and get the game abandoned?

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

You have a good point but there is such a thing as stupidity in expecting the team that comfortably beat WBA would compete against a rampant Utd.

Well that same team drew with Brighton away, so not sure that stands up to too much scrutiny.

 

[The Dude]

Fucking Shit,

These are fucking Rubbish, how the fuck are we losing

They've been much better than us so far.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Yeah, my bold prediction about us having acres of space in midfield was good, eh?

 

[Wolftone]

Early goal we are back in this. Keep the faith

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

The nonsense around Rashford seems to have galvanised them, which i didn't expect.

 

[Carsy]

Early goal we are back in this. Keep the faith

Yeah, should be 3 down already haha

 

[Carsy]

The nonsense around Rashford seems to have galvanised them, which i didn't expect.

It was nailed on he’d bag tonight

 

[Squeak]

So GON sees nothing wrong...remarkable. And another Utd chance goes begging. How many do we have to go behind for him to change it?

 

[Jinky]

Sends out the same team and they cut through us like a knife through butter within 30 seconds. Bailed out by a good block from Dawson.

Top stuff.

 

[Jinky]

Cleared off the line, ffs.

 

[Del Woppio]

No changes, then the massive surprise of wasteful possession and ball over for Garnacho to run on to and they nearly score. What did they do at half time, watch fucking eastenders?

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

So GON sees nothing wrong...remarkable. And another Utd chance goes begging. How many do we have to go behind for him to change it?

I'm sure he does, but he's probably given them 15 mins to try and put that performance right.

Also - our bench isn't great, good job we have ages left of the window, oh...