Lettuce Liz then Tetchy Rish! and the battle to replace him

[Kenny]

She had to last until 4th Jan to avoid being the shortest-lived PM ever. Missed by miles as it turns out.

Previous record holder only left the role as they died.

 

[Sniffer]

Previous record holder only left the role as they died.

According to the BBC he still managed to do the job after his death...

Liz Truss has been in office for just 45 days - the shortest tenure of any UK prime minister. The second shortest serving PM was George Canning, who served for 119 days after dying in 1827.

 

[Kenny]

Hunt must be stepping down as well as he announces he will not be the next official PM...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Hunt must be stepping down as well as he announces he will not be the next official PM...

Or he's Terry Connor, 2004-2012.

"You can be Wolves manager but you have to take him"

 

[Kenny]

I love the fact that 44 days of her leadership, 10 days of it was during national mourning so she couldn't do anything other than act like a weird shadow behind King Charles.

Knew she would be a disaster but fair fucks for being so bad in such a short period of time.

 

[Wolvensam]

Turning this around in a week? The last leadership took a couple of months!

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Turning this around in a week? The last leadership took a couple of months!

No need to involve the plebs. MPs will select. Sunak’s to lose.

 

[Kenny]

If more than 1 MP puts their name forward the 1922 geezers will set the rules to ensure the 1 with the most votes wins straight off and therefore does not need to wake up 80,000 old racist people to vote again

 

[Tony Towner]

It's the only way Sunak was ever going to get the gig and his guys are already Home Sec and Chancellor

 

[Keef]

Other news, the daily star lettuce won by lasting longer than lynne from HR

 

[Wilf Wolf]

If more than 1 MP puts their name forward the 1922 geezers will set the rules to ensure the 1 with the most votes wins straight off and therefore does not need to wake up 80,000 old racist people to vote again

The racist old plebs won’t get a say. MPs will sort it and therefore hard to see past Sunak or at a push Mordaunt.

 

[Alan]

Just saw the Truss news. Wtf is going on over there??

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Just saw the Truss news. Wtf is going on over there??

We allowed <0.1% of the country to pick a Prime Minister.

It went as well as you would expect.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Suella Bravverman is putting herself forward...
May the Lord help you...

 

[Kenny]

We allowed <0.1% of the country to pick a Prime Minister.

It went as well as you would expect.

and the next one will be chosen by...I don't even know what % that would be really but a fuck ton less than the amount who picked her

 

[Kenny]

As random as the lettuce

https://twitter.com/x/status/1583081475393454080

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Rishi Sunak is short.

He's also 4/9 with the bookies.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Apart from all the shit we've all discussed, who the fuck chose her to be the PM when they know how much she hated the media.
How can you be the PM if you don't like the media...?

 

[Tony Towner]

and the next one will be chosen by...I don't even know what % that would be really but a fuck ton less than the amount who picked her

Online Tory member vote if more than one candidate

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1583085127583690753