Jeremy Corbyn

[Tom Hark]

Finally, this thread is breaking new ground.

 

[Sniffer]

Finally, this thread is breaking new ground.

Its always bean like that.

 

[Tom Hark]

Its always bean like that.

Allotment nothing, though.

 

[SLA]

Lettuce know when this thread gets back on topic.

 

[Stan Hullis]

Lettuce know when this thread gets back on topic.

Will probably have to wait until tomarrow now

 

[Sniffer]

Will probably have to wait until tomarrow now

It depends whether or not there will be any leeks about Corbyn's next moves in the house to stop a no deal Brexit.

 

[Tom Hark]

Will probably have to wait until tomarrow now

About time we had some peas and quiet

 

[Stan Hullis]

The state of these puns is shocking.

We should all just turnip this in the bud now

 

[Sniffer]

Kenny hates when puns creep into threads. It won't be long before he says thats shallot and starts handing out bans.

 

[SLA]

Kenny hates when puns creep into threads. It won't be long before he says thats shallot and starts handing out bans.

Meh. I don't carrot all.

 

[machin05]

Kenny hates when puns creep into threads. It won't be long before he says thats shallot and starts handing out bans.

Nah, he wouldn't have a legume to stand on.

 

[Johnny75]

Nah, he wouldn't have a legume to stand on.

But he could be a bit chilli towards a few posters in the future.

 

[arklowolf]

You've all got me radishly wrong. You think i'm nothing butternut.

 

[arklowolf]

Enough now anyway, I've got to go and take a leek.

 

[Stan Hullis]

If somebody was to dangle a big enough carrot, I think we would all be tempted to stop.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Or just turn the internet off.

 

[t3ch]

vegetables

 

[Pablowolf]

vegetables

Classic punsmithery.

 

[visage]

His latest totally amazing and wont in any way backfire plan is to allow football fans to sack the owners.

Firstly, not even sure how an owner can be sacked, secondly it assumes that the day to day desires of fans is aligned with the long term interests of the club, thirdly, any shit owner will be long gone before the evidence surfaces, fourthly what happens if there isnt anyone willing to take over?

Ridiculous vacuous populist bollocks. As usual.

 

[Pablowolf]

That wouldn't even be legal, would it?

Either way, it'd be overturned in the courts in no time.