Cracking Story

[MARKakaJIM]

Not really the right place for this one but couldn't think of anywhere more suitable...

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...-for-brutal-attack-outside-walsall-nightclub/

Some more top work from the E&S, pretty sure Fidell is the man on the right of the line up rather than the centre as they indicate.

 

[So Long Architect]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/like-a-scene-from-hot-fuzz-police-swoop-on-illegal-rubber-duck-race-in-the-cotswolds/story-29430495-detail/story.html

 

[Jolemai]

Some bloke puts advert in the Metro after being fed up with the referendum rubbish:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/22/who-i...-explains-why-he-did-it-5959925/?ito=facebook

 

[machin05]

Rivetting Bus Lane signage story - http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...this-wolverhamptons-most-confusing-road-sign/

Includes bonus cycle path kicker at the end.

 

[Langers]

Rivetting Bus Lane signage story - http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...this-wolverhamptons-most-confusing-road-sign/

Includes bonus cycle path kicker at the end.

“How long before someone gets run over here #humanfactors”

I advise using eyes and ears mixed with a smattering of common sense if push comes to shove.

 

[WarwickWolf]

 

[lemonjelly]

best excuse ever...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-36853861

 

[lemonjelly]

#putyourmoneywhereyourhateis
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36845948

 

[The Bear]

The judge and defendant in this bit of back and forth...

http://boingboing.net/2016/07/22/courtroom-smackdown-judge-and.html

Starts off funny, then turns to talk of boys and dicks. Bizarre.

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/man-tries-to-sell-his-home--finds-out-he-actually-owns-the-house/

 

[NorwayFB]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/man-tries-to-sell-his-home--finds-out-he-actually-owns-the-house/

Hehe, that's gotta be slightly embarrassing.

 

[NorwayFB]

Not really a cracking story but it'll have to do. Our Princess Märtha Louise (who makes a living talking to angels) is divorcing Ari Behn.

 

[Paul]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/t...h?bffbuknews&utm_term=.rsE4x29GrE#.gk4rk1vJ8b

Our head office is in Karlsruhe, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest

 

[YoungWolf]

:icon_lol: Poor guy.

Don't know if anyone watched Making a Murderer - but Brendan Dussey has had his murder conviction overturned. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37066686

 

[SSB]

!STOP PRESS! Sod the elderly woman... a road sign badly damaged.

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...l-as-road-sign-ruined-in-wolverhampton-crash/

 

[Langers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37181381

I'm not sure what I like best - the absurdity of the story, or the fact that someone called Dan Lobb used to be a professional tennis player.

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/table-tennis/37506591
:icon_lol:

 

[Jolemai]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37584873?SThisFB

Police appeal for information about chicken crossing road...

 

[SSB]

At what point do you think "I'll sell this story to the papers"

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/stude...r-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/