Cracking Story

[Kenny]

Virgin from Gatwick

Have they gone to the press in hope someone would feel sympathy for them and give them a free holiday?

Of course they have. Why else would they go to the press and reveal their stupidity.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

They should be culled rather than rewarded.

Think of the gene pool.

 

[SSB]

Of course they have. Why else would they go to the press and reveal their stupidity.

Has the person who cashed out Leicester City to win the league for 5p on a 50p bet come forward yet?

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

Reminds me of a mate of mine who was over the moon when his wife had booked them a holiday in California, so much so that he kept banging on about it for fucking weeks and weeks and weeks, especially as the trip had cost nigh on fuck all.

It eventually turned out that the twat was going to Kefalonia...

 

[leedswolf]

Ann Maguire's legacy lives on through the arts | Calendar - ITV News
http://www.itv.com/news/calendar/update/2016-04-28/ann-maguires-legacy-lives-on-through-the-arts/

 

[SSB]

Virgin from Gatwick

Have they gone to the press in hope someone would feel sympathy for them and give them a free holiday?

See they got their free holiday.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

I mistakenly put the wrong numbers on my lotto ticket last Saturday...

Worth a punt or not?

 

[Boozad]

Reminds me of a mate of mine who was over the moon when his wife had booked them a holiday in California, so much so that he kept banging on about it for fucking weeks and weeks and weeks, especially as the trip had cost nigh on fuck all.

It eventually turned out that the twat was going to Kefalonia...

Reminds me of the dumb as fuck trainee we had at our old place. He was worried about his mate who was on holiday when Turkey had earthquakes years back, his mate was in Torquay.

 

[Lord Knows]

GO AWAY..You can't come in.

The Irish Prison Service has launched an investigation into the circumstances that led to an inmate being locked in an exercise yard overnight at the new Cork Prison.
A spokesperson for the Irish Prison Service said that operating procedures had been changed since the incident, which took place at the start of March.

http://www.eveningecho.ie/cork-news/cork-prison-inmate-locked-outside-yard-night/2059147/

 

[Tredman]

The telegraph seem to be trolling Hugh Bonneville.

 

[Langers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-36264243

:icon_lol:

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36340016

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...by-aa-mechanic-in-broken-down-van-pattingham/

 

[Boozad]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...by-aa-mechanic-in-broken-down-van-pattingham/

The best part of that particular story being:

 

[SSB]

Man can't fit golf clubs in car = slow news day

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...s-lamborghini-and-is-rescued-by-renault-clio/

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/675768/Drivers-ditch-vehicles-start-FIGHTING-middle-motorway

 

[Langers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36436889

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[The Bear]

http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_5756825ce4b0411d4de1d4a9?edition=uk&utm_hp_ref=uk

Wow. Whackadoodle or what?

 

[Kenny]

"Noel Edmonds is going full Icke, you never go full Icke"

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Jolemai]

Seagull turns orange after falling into a vat of curry:

http://www.theguardian.com/environm...ng-into-vat-of-chicken-tikka-masala?CMP=fb_gu