Coronavirus

[PuntsWolf]

BM fucking W too, just had to be

It’s not a BMW?

Looks like an old Honda Accord to me

 

[Tredman]

Yeah, has a VTEC badge.

 

[Lupo]

Another death in Wolves, man in his 50s with underlying health issues

 

[EdgeOfTheAlps]

Oh bugger, my car until November was a 2005 Accord :surrender:

 

[darlowolf64]

Morrisons Pendeford. Whoever this is, you're a fucking TWAT.

The thing is the shop managers need to put a stop to this bollocks. Fucking out them as cunts and embarrass them in a full shop. 2 maximum you knobhead

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Squeeze went into that Morrison's about an hour ago. Barely any bog roll left, unbelievably.

 

[UKYankieWWFC]

The thing is the shop managers need to put a stop to this bollocks. Fucking out them as cunts and embarrass them in a full shop. 2 maximum you knobhead

No doubt it all be on eBay or Facebook marketplace in a few hours for crazy money along with hand sanitizer, the tragic thing is people will buy it

 

[PuntsWolf]

Still struggling to understand the need for toilet paper...

 

[BillyDee]

Went shopping this afternoon, there was only one pack of pasta left on the shelves.
It was cannelloni...

 

[arklowolf]

The thing is the shop managers need to put a stop to this bollocks. Fucking out them as cunts and embarrass them in a full shop. 2 maximum you knobhead

Could be doing the rounds though, tesco, asda, aldi, morrisons...
Weirdo's.

 

[arklowolf]

Why pasta?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It's dried so it lasts forever.

 

[arklowolf]

Another death in Wolves, man in his 50s with underlying health issues

Sure? Don't see it on the news yet?

 

[arklowolf]

It's dried so it lasts forever.

Oh I see, there is a thought process behind it. Basmati is preferable IMO

 

[Tony Towner]

Why pasta?

If you can't go out of the house for 2 weeks then canned food, pasta and shitting yourself senseless is all that's left open to you

 

[arklowolf]

Die of starvation or eat pasta every day for two weeks? Have to think long and hard about that one.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

If you keep spuds properly then they last for ages. Forget the date on the bag, rip the eyes out if they sprout a little bit, doesn't matter. Obviously there's a limit to it (don't eat them if they've been hanging around for a year) but a massive bag and you'll be reet.

Most supermarket butter/margarine lasts months now as well.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

Freezers are amazing inventions too.

I often do a big shop to last a fortnight, no panic buying. Theres loads to live off that lasts longer than a fortnight.

Not sure why people would want so much toilet roll, maybe theres some hardcore participants in onanism that would require a lot of cleaning up with 2 weeks left alone in the house

 

[AndyWolves]

Freezers are amazing inventions too.

I often do a big shop to last a fortnight, no panic buying. Theres loads to live off that lasts longer than a fortnight.

Not sure why people would want so much toilet roll, maybe theres some hardcore participants in onanism that would require a lot of cleaning up with 2 weeks left alone in the house

I suspect it's because every other fucker is buying it and they don't want to miss out

 

[Lupo]

Still struggling to understand the need for toilet paper...

People shitting themselves