Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Our Education Minister, presumably after considered thought and discussion with others, came up with this:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1545741677301727232

2nd paragraph grammatically incorrect.

Correction - three grammatically incorrect paragraphs plus bad spacing.

 

[Johnny75]

Said it on the day he hasn't resigned. Until he pops down the road and tells Queenie he is still in charge.

Well, you asked and we told you the cunt hasn't resigned and is clinging on Putin style

The Conservative party are going to have to remove him physically on Tuesday.

 

[Johnny75]

2nd paragraph grammatically incorrect.

Correction - three grammatically incorrect paragraphs plus bad spacing.

Did you point this out to your sign writer too?

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Did you point this out to your sign writer too?

He still has not fixed it.

 

[Sniffer]

Oh dear, another illicit relationship and attempts to get said woman a job this time in London City Hall. Kit Malthouse refused to employ her as he was aware there was something between them.

 

[AndyWolves]

Zahawi having his taxes investigated by HMRC

 

[Jolemai]

Oh dear, another illicit relationship and attempts to get said woman a job this time in London City Hall. Kit Malthouse refused to employ her as he was aware there was something between them.

Pogrund article in The Times?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

A few rumblings Boris will stand down as leader/ PM on Monday and then enter the race to become the new Tory leader/PM.

Seems the Tory Party rules stop that but rules are for everyone else

Edit: Seems he won't actually stand down but put his name into the hat as he hasn't actually resigned.

As much as I hate the man, you’d have to kind of admire that level of shithousery.

 

[leedswolf]

The Convict's resignation honours list – a sneak peek | John Crace

Boris Johnson is preparing to decorate those without whom none of the last three years would have been possible

www.theguardian.com

 

[Sniffer]

Esther Mcvey is the No.2 in Jeremy *unt’s campaign

 

[Keef]

Scary thing is, Jeremy hunt comes across as quite reasonable

 

[Keef]

Somebody has taken the call and all those pendants on here can rest easy.
Maybe.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Somebody has taken the call and all those pendants on here can rest easy.
Maybe.

Yeah, damn those pesky pendants...

 

[Keef]

I always write pendants just to annoy the pedants who never seem to get the joke

 

[Sniffer]

Another fine member of the new intake to Government roles

New minister Lia Nici repeats Angela Rayner legs slur

Lia Nici MP repeated claims that Labour's Angela Rayner decided to "open her legs" in the Commons.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He has appointed these wankers to make life difficult for the successor having to sack them all. No shame.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Fucking hell, Pink has let herself go.

 

[Dire Wolf]

For the sake of being a pendant, that should be P!nk

 

[Keef]

Oi ! Nicking my “joke” not on you know.

 

[Kenny]

Amazing that every person standing to be the new PM is saying how they will fix everything that has been fucked up.
Blissfully unaware there are part of the reason everything is fucked up.