Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Deutsch Wolf]

People send me this shit, man.

I don't go looking for photos of Alex Salmond shoving a Solero in some girl's gub.

 

[b3h]

:icon_lol:

 

[Kenny]

"people" ....Tell it to the judge (not the jury though)

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Acccccctxually you're supposed to address the jury as a defendant rather than the judge unless he or she interjects.

Here to help.

 

[pr0sl0]

My favourite of these is still the Tim Farron milk photoshoot:

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

All awful, but in a different way every time. Impressive.

 

[Keef]

Surprised nobody has done the old ' bet Alex Salmond tried to put something else other than a solero into that girl later on' thing**
So I'll happily lower the tone

**allegedly

 

[Kenny]

Acccccctxually you're supposed to address the jury as a defendant rather than the judge unless he or she interjects.

Here to help.

keep up with the news young man, might not be a jury at some trials...

 

[lemonjelly]

https://mobile.twitter.com/LBC/status/1276451342643605505

 

[Kenny]

The actual fuck is this

 

[Tredman]

I know, imagine a Royal actually lifting something.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

She is aging too. Amazing what having to pup out heirs and spares does.

 

[leedswolf]

The actual fuck is this

Putin-lite.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://www.theguardian.com/society...to-return-as-jobcentres-reopen-after-lockdown

Sigh.

Could they just try thinking stuff through and not being cunts for the sake of it. Just in the name of novelty, maybe.

How stupid have you got to be, quite clearly the employment market in a lot of sectors is going to be absolutely knackered for months to come, minimum.

 

[pr0sl0]

I see they're trying to make it sound like dismantling the planning system is the same as a substantive response to the recession this morning.

Anyone read/see Gove's speech about what they want to do post-coronavirus? Mind worms, the lot of them.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Total disingenous bollocks from Fat Al, as usual.

These are pledges he's made before with money that's already been earmarked. The only thing it's got in common with Roosevelt is that he thought Churchill was a cunt, and he would almost certainly think the same of this Kwik Save own brand imitation.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

A lot of hot air, unsurprisingly (this only scratches the surface, of course):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/53236921

Besides which, why would anyone believe a word he says?

 

[Derby Wolf]

https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1277932346797416448?s=19

Halcyon days when Maybot talks the most sense.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Well, she's right, but it's a stopped clock thing.

Remind me who appointed Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as Foreign Secretary, like that was appropriate. And she was as in thrall to Fiona Hill and Nick Timothy (both fucking idiots) as Fat Al is to Classic Dom.

 

[lemonjelly]

we've gone from doing whatever it takes, to implementing benefits sanctions, and fining you for not sending your kids to school, and stressing to car owners you better get your cars MOT'd quick time else similar will happen to you too.