Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Derby Wolf]

Lucy Allan stepping down at the next GE. Another rat fleeing.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Looks like cuntface has signed to do a column with the Heil.

 

[Del Woppio]

Just said the same on sky news. Fucking wanker

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Fucking cunts at the Mail too. He is going to be lobbing weekly grenades.

Sunak needs to find a spine and permanently expel him from the party.

 

[Sniffer]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1669641861533691904

Johnson, in realising how unpopular he is, is calling off his hound dogs.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1669641861533691904

Johnson, in realising how unpopular he is, is calling off his hound dogs.

They’ll all have something better to do than turn up in the HoC for the debate and vote. Perfect opportunity for Fabricunt to change the habit of a lifetime and get his hair sorted.

 

[Sniffer]

Columnist for the heil?

Now confirmed. As is his way he hasn't followed rules whereby for 2 years a Former PM should clear any paid roles with the ACOBA committee before taking them up.

 

[Jack Regan]

The man lives solely for attention and the next payoff/freebie.

 

[pr0sl0]

His first column is about going on a diet.

"A high six-figure sum" for that shit. Incredible grift.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He's a genuinely awful writer, I have no idea why anyone pays for that on any subject.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

That title FFS.

It's too inane for Mumsnet.

 

[Kenny]

So this drug...presuming he or close friends/family have shares in the company behind it

 

[ROVERT47]

They’ll all have something better to do than turn up in the HoC for the debate and vote. Perfect opportunity for Fabricunt to change the habit of a lifetime and get his hair sorted.

All his hair lives in his dressing room.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The full article is here. It's complete drivel. Replete with pointless references that go nowhere and outright lies.

BORIS JOHNSON: The wonder weight-loss drug didn't work for me

I first thought that something was up when I saw that a certain member of the Cabinet had miraculously changed his appearance. He had acquired a new jawline.

www.dailymail.co.uk

If it was prescribed to you, Alexander, it costs the same as every other prescription in the country.

 

[Trips]

The fuck have I just read? Utter drivel, just nonsense and waffle.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

If you were of a cynical mind then you might think he were trying to game the Google results for "Boris Johnson" and "drug" like he did with "Boris Johnson" and "bus" when he came out with that absolute bollocks about painting them on "wine crates".

 

[Kenny]

I reckon a lot of people were already googling "is Boris on drugs" before today

 

[Keef]

Apparently his column in the Mail was written by chat GPT

 

[The Saturday Boy]

Apparently his column in the Mail was written by chat GPT

So I tested it….from Google bard

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to talk to you about a very important issue: slimming pills.

As you know, I am a man of the people. I care about the things that matter to ordinary folks, like their health and their waistlines. And that's why I'm so concerned about the rising number of people who are taking slimming pills.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Boris, you're a big guy. What do you know about slimming pills?"

Well, let me tell you something. I may be big, but I'm not stupid. I've done my research, and I know that slimming pills are not the answer.

In fact, they can be downright dangerous. They can cause all sorts of side effects, like heart problems, liver damage, and even death.

So if you're thinking about taking slimming pills, please think again. There are much safer and healthier ways to lose weight.

Like what? Well, you could eat a healthy diet and exercise regularly. You could also talk to your doctor about other weight loss options.

I know it's not easy to lose weight, but it's worth it. When you're healthy, you feel better, you look better, and you live longer.

So don't put your health at risk by taking slimming pills. There are better ways to lose weight.

 

[Kenny]

AI so close to cracking it but lost its way here

Well, let me tell you something. I may be big, but I'm not stupid