Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Derby Wolf]

Bill Cash is one of the 7. I hate that prick so much. He's not standing at the next GE.

Karl McCartney and Joy Morrissey are another two absolute specimens.

I don't know who Nick Fletcher, Adam Holloway or Heather Wheeler are.

The other "1" are Labour tellers who effectively abstained but it counts as one for, one against so half each (Alan Campbell and Lilian Greenwood, I'm guessing they wouldn't have voted against).

Heather Wheeler is the in-laws MP in South Derbyshire. Your typical absent MP. She was the one who made comments that homelessness is still 'tinkers' and got blasted for using that kind of language by the traveller community.

Also the one who was heard calling Birmingham 'god awful' before the Commonwealth Games.

Karl McCartney was my MP when I was in Lincoln. He and the other local candidates agreed to come in and do a talk for my faculty in the lead up to the EU referendum. Open invite for the others but McCartney insisted it be first years only, knowing they wouldn't ask the questions us in years 2, 3 and PG would ask. Shithouse.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Not sure how solid this is, but might be fun if it ever came out:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1671948253682716672

 

[Keef]

This weeks column from mr pants on fire,

 

[Kenny]

Stick to talking shite about weight loss drugs you twat.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Wouldn't mind sending him to the bottom of the ocean.

They're paying him what exactly for this shite?

 

[Johnny75]

Wish he'd have gone to look for them in his speedos

 

[EdgeOfTheAlps]

This weeks column from mr pants on fire, View attachment 7691

No, they died because the CEO was a typical cunt who thought that regulations were too much bother, slowed things down, and stopped innovation. Hence why the cunt sunk and took 4 innocent people with him

 

[The Bear]

Pushing the frontiers my arse. Yeah because we know so little about the Titanic wreck....

They were rich tourists who could afford to put themselves in harms way, say it like it is. Very little difference between them and Bezos/Shatner.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

No, they died because the CEO was a typical cunt who thought that regulations were too much bother, slowed things down, and stopped innovation. Hence why the cunt sunk and took 4 innocent people with him

One man’s “red tape” is another’s lifesaver!

 

[Tredman]

Boris lying again, who’d have thought it. 33m in his first it’s absolute bullshit. Think my first dive was 5m

https://twitter.com/x/status/1672548350145568768

 

[nimrod]

though other people dying filling him with pride might be a rare sign of honesty.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

No, they died because the CEO was a typical cunt who thought that regulations were too much bother, slowed things down, and stopped innovation. Hence why the cunt sunk and took 4 innocent people with him

The whole thing just winds me up!
No one would certify that fucking thing as safe.
He refused everyone's offer to get it certified, the fucking thing was controlled by a gaming handset from an XBox, then he charged everyone $250,000 a trip, per person!
It's no different than the Met Service (Weather) issuing a blizzard warning with freezing conditions then a party of silly cunts go up a mountain in trainers, get lost, fall over then expect ordinary rescue squads to come out, putting their own lives at risk, to come out and get them!
I hope OceanGate get sued for the cost of the search and rescue operation.

 

[Sniffer]

What newspaper would publish the following by one of its columnists? Apparently to the tune of Candle in the wind.


Goodbye, World King. So they've screwed you after all

You had the nerve to champion Leave. While those around you backed Remain

They've crawled out of the woodwork. And conspired to topple you

For having the audacity. To get us out of the EU.

Though it seems to me you've lived your life. On a gamble and a whim.

But when push has come to shove. You found a way to win.

And that's why they resent you. Want to bury you for good.

Because you've always reached the parts. These losers never could.

 

[Del Woppio]

 

[BillyDee]

Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of interfering with Partygate probe...

Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of interfering with Partygate probe

Nadine Dorries and Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg are among MPs criticised for attacking investigation into ex-PM.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Keef]

The channel four dispatches programme is basically saying boris is dodgy, and in the pay of Russians, disregarded the advice of MPs, security services, lawyers to put Yevgeny Lebedev into the House of Lord's

 

[Kenny]

The channel four dispatches programme is basically saying boris is dodgy

 

[Keef]

Next bit of breaking news,
Water wet,
Fire hot,
Popes catholic,
Bears shit in woods.

 

[darlowolf64]

Next bit of breaking news,
Water wet,
Fire hot,
Popes catholic,
Bears shit in Chicago.

Yep...

 

[lemonjelly]

zac goldsmith resigns after being named as someone undermining the privileges committee