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Harder than the States. Need to complete a full theory test, 50 questions and 14 hazard clips. Then pass a 35-40 minute driving test
 
So from a list of targets for 2023 I did at 5am one day

Main Target For the Year: Do enough so I am not a success nor a deemed a total failure
3 Month check in: Nailing it.
 
Will share a little game I now play when then this thread appears with a new post from Deutsch.

A simple guessing game. Why Has DW posted

A) Its about Jake
B) Richard Keys
C) Someone new has come to his attention

I'll be honest and say its easy right now as option A is generally a good bet
 
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Maybe I'm just bitter that I bought his colouring in book and contrary to his promises, it hasn't changed my life.
 
Kenny said:
Will share a little game I now play then this thread appears with a new post from Deutsch.

A simple guessing game. Why Has DW posted

A) Its about Jake
B) Richard Keys
C) Someone new has come to his attention

I'll be honest and say its easy right now as option A is generally a good bet
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This is so bizarre - I was genuinely about to post something very similar!

I was 70/30 in favour of A over B.

Not dissimilar to me and Clive the Clown TBF though.
 
Thanks to Jake Humphrey from Stockport Graphics.

Also some comforting words there to people with medically diagnosed anxiety. Hoy your pills down the toilet and get a bloody grip.
 
Would it stand up in Court if a person was charged with murdering Jake and their defence was "he told me to take action over what was making me anxious"


Asking for a Deutsch
 
Kenny said:
Will share a little game I now play then this thread appears with a new post from Deutsch.

A simple guessing game. Why Has DW posted

A) Its about Jake
B) Richard Keys
C) Someone new has come to his attention

I'll be honest and say its easy right now as option A is generally a good bet
Click to expand...
D) Bruno Lage

Honourable mentions to Boris Johnson and Gavvy Gav.
 
Disappointing lack of Keys content recently tbf.
 
I actually wanted to read up a little on Saudi football so that’s actually useful as a reminder. Going there soon and thought I may as well see if I can watch a match with either him or Nuno.
 
Or for some vintage Keys:


Banging on about "Noddingham", "The Siddy Ground" and a reference to Robin Hood that makes absolutely no sense.
 
Good god, Dion Dublin should team up with Clive Tyldesley, Puntastic!
 
I liked the commentator though. None of the normal inane bollocks you get/got with pratterface or Clive.
 
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