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Deutsch Wolf said:
His poxy output gets about 12 viewers but he's invented a weird pundit/anchor hybrid role for himself which just wouldn't work if he were good, which he isn't. Just talks over guests who might know what they're talking about and hectors them. Continually bangs on about referees and VAR, harks back to totally irrelevant stuff from 40-50 years ago for no reason. When Ten Hag struggled early on he said he should take a (non racist) leaf out of Ron Atkinson's book. Who left Man Utd in 1986. If you're under 50 you'll struggle to remember him being there.

Everything he writes is snide and petty, full of his own crappy little agendas. Even if you were minded to agree with his shit opinions, you'd probably refuse to do so because of his style, acting like everyone else is stupid apart from him. He knows fuck all about football.

No one cares what you think, you sentient ham. You aren't anybody.
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Not trying to be a dick but you constantly seem to follow him and help give him oxygen space..
Dunno why anyone pays any attention to him, he's not relevant to anything in the world.
 
Pretty sure me slating him on a small forum does nothing for his profile, good or bad. I do like to ensure people know what a horrible piece of work he is though, on a thread dedicated to awful media figures in sport.
 
YoungWolf said:
They're pretty much all bellends tbf. Arteta spends so much time on the pitch it does annoy me but ut now hairy hands keeps bringing it up I've had to mellow on it.
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I think I've partly worked out why he's never in the technical area at the Emirates (other than him being a massive dick). It's on a pretty big slope, and as he wears shoes that look like his mom has taken him school shopping. If he tried to dance around in that he'd spend a large amount of time slipping over and on his backside.
 
Jack Regan said:
I think I've partly worked out why he's never in the technical area at the Emirates (other than him being a massive dick). It's on a pretty big slope, and as he wears shoes that look like his mom has taken him school shopping. If he tried to dance around in that he'd spend a large amount of time slipping over and on his backside.
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We can dream
 
Perhaps not quite the right thread, but the person who wrote this today, Louise Taylor, is, incredibly, actually paid to comment on football. You know, like a professional. Here we go.

“During a sabbatical after leaving his previous job at Bournemouth, Howe shadowed Atlético Madrid’s streetwise Argentinian manager and returned no longer quite the arch purist of old”.

‘The arch purist’. Yes, she wrote that. That’s what she thinks Eddie Howe was at Bournemouth. I mean, It’s pointless isn’t it getting angry about these things, and what Howe is doing at Newcastle is impressive, but, Jesus wept, did she never see Bournemouth play their filthy gutterball with Howe playing the graceless smirking twat in every post match interview? Of course not, it’s not like she’s paid to follow these things.
 
Who is this relatively new guy on Sky who did the Chelsea v Fulham game tonight? Irritating voice and banal content. Thinks he's a comedian, but is actually a prat.
 
Banjo said:
Who is this relatively new guy on Sky who did the Chelsea v Fulham game tonight? Irritating voice and banal content. Thinks he's a comedian, but is actually a prat.
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Are you sure it wasn't Saunders?
 
Banjo said:
Who is this relatively new guy on Sky who did the Chelsea v Fulham game tonight? Irritating voice and banal content. Thinks he's a comedian, but is actually a prat.
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Seb Hutchinson
 
Looks like big Al has gone AWOL this morning from talkSPORT after a night out
 
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How hard is it to get a license over there?
 
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