It might just have been because it was objectively two shit teams and shit managers at that level...but during Lockdown 1 I watched the entire 90 minutes of the 4-3 vs Leicester from 2003 and the quality was simply appalling. So much careless loss of possession from both sides, basic errors, completely shapeless, brainless tactics, ludicrously easy goals.
Keys is an epic twat but he's also now abysmal at his job. If you catch any Bin Sports coverage then it's full of awkward silences, outdated technology, everyone talking over each other and of course Richard in his weird anchor/pundit role that he has invented for himself, where he simultaneously asks and answers questions.
Yeah, right. Of course you're not gonna watch the whole thing. Sure. Yeah. OK....A year ago Richard Keys was banging his gibbon fists on his desk at the outrage that no-one from the Premier League had asked him for his thoughts on the 30 year anniversary of the competition. How dare they, he invented it.
So he has made his own shitty documentary. Well, less a documentary, it's almost a full hour of him and Andy Gray aimlessly talking, there isn't anything else to it.
I am not watching it all the way through, you can if you like
If you want to pay for my new laptop and new front window, I'll watch it.
He's not a fookin wheela deala
Honestly? Patreon might be a decent shout.
Stretch goal: he does the above whilst eating hot wings.
