Bellend commentators

[Wilf Wolf]

Pearce and Keown need to realise that not everything Messi does has to be commented on with superlatives. Pair of shirt fronts!

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Keown after criticising the ref then says “I want to see a replay before I commit”. Sees replay and admits ref was right. Just get in the bin you fool.

 

[jd1981]

It’ll be like tonight if England go out tonight and Mbappe scores a couple. Commentators and journalist all over the media will tell us that we should just appreciate a great player of the opposition minutes after the final whistle. More like “ fuck off I’ll appreciate him in about 3-4 days, in the meantime I’ll agonise on my own terms”

 

[Wilf Wolf]

I like Pugatch but this ranks as one of the stupidest things I’ve heard this WC: “Time for one last beer”. I don’t bloody think so!!!!

 

[Jack Regan]

Can someone make their way to the commentary position and shove Lee Dixon's boot down Sam Matterface's throat?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Sniffer]

When did commentating end and talking endless bollocks for the whole game become a thing. Feckin annoying.

 

[Johnny75]

When did commentating end and talking endless bollocks for the whole game become a thing. Feckin annoying.

I wanted to strangle the cunt.

He just didn't know when to shut up.

 

[Tredman]

How did ITV get rid of what, I thought, was the cheesiest commentator ever and end up surpassing him with Matterface? I’d genuinely rather than have the fella off robot wars.

 

[EpsomWolf]

“The clock is ticking quickly now”.

That is fucking amazing. I had no idea it ticked faster and slower at different times.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

 

[Langers]

I find it impossible to not read that in Alan Partridge's voice.

 

[Kenny]

Getting concerned about you Dan. I feel we may need to have an intervention regarding your Jakephobia

Step away from the Humphries ( I can do a 10 step list with a space to add your own notes to help you out)

 

[machin05]

Can you even begin to imagine a world where he'd be your line manager

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Getting up at 5am to write a year's worth of aims for your family, while they're all asleep in bed and it's about -8 outside. Oh and if you haven't done them by April or May then you've fucked up, you twats.

The behaviour of a psychopath.

 

[Tony Towner]

Poor, poor Harriet

 

[jd1981]

So the take out from that is get a note pad.

 

[Johnny75]

So the take out from that is get a note pad.

And don't get up so early as in the end you'll break from lack of sleep.

 

[jd1981]

Sounds like JH wants to be the next Tony Robins

 

[jd1981]

Oh good Clive Tyldsley coming on H & J this afternoon.

 

[Tredman]

What a cunt.