Bellend commentators

[Paddingtonwolf]

Makes Frank Lampard look like Corbyn.

 

[Alan]

Just saying 'math' instead of maths is a red card on its own.

Y'all are so touchy about this stuff!

 

[Tony Towner]

I know I'll regret this, but at what point has she been given a platform to air her politics? Twitter?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Y’all makes me want to nuke places too

 

[Alan]

Well you're definitely not working that one out of my vernacular, I can promise that.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I know I'll regret this, but at what point has she been given a platform to air her politics? Twitter?

Apologies for the source but fill your boots:

Abuse hits Eni Aluko after suggesting Britons enjoy being furloughed

Aluko suggested that the same people who claim to be confused over whether they can go back to work are today expressing joy at the extension of the furlough scheme.

www.dailymail.co.uk

She is a wanker.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Well you're definitely not working that one out of my vernacular, I can promise that.

If I want to inhabit a Dukes of Hazzard set I will be sure to let you know

 

[Lupo]

Might get to shag Daisy

 

[Lupo]

Or Uncle Jesse while Cooter watches

 

[Alan]

Harsh, we ain't inbreds!

 

[Tony Towner]

Harsh, we ain't all inbreds!

 

[Alan]

Reckon I walked into that one.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Might get to shag Daisy

More likely flash the Bassett hound

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

“Will we see a winner here?”

As it goes to penalties I would say that was pretty likely you utter thundercunt Hartson

 

[Alan]

I reckon that the team that puts the ball in the back of the net the most has a strong chance of advancing, wouldn't you say, @Paddingtonwolf?

 

[Langers]

Yeah, Hartson is BAD, isn't he?

 

[Johnny75]

Aluko is a Tory prick.

She's horrific. Easily the worst.

She's not thick like Hartson but she has no idea how the game works so she offers zero, as well as making stupid comments.

Carney by contrast has been very good. Fair play to her, she was so bad a while ago and has improved massively by going away and understanding the game she's supposed to be a pundit on.

It bothers me, probably unnecessarily so, that the presenters ask the women what it's like in the dressing room. They will have absolutely no idea but opine on it anyway.

 

[WsWolf]

Some classics this World Cup. I think that Dion said...

"It was a simple pass - but he made it look easy"

I just mute it as soon as I hear his voice. He annoys me to the point it distracts me from the actual game. Fuck him back off to daytime telly.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Jake Humphrey's book is going down well.

 

[Tony Towner]

I like it that you've filtered on drivel