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Bellend commentators

It's cod-motivational speech wank. Absolute fucking garbage.

I caught him on BT talking to Tyson Fury a few days ago. His little serious face as Tyson rambled on about nothing was spectacular. Such a walloper.
 
Clive Tyldesley has tweeted to say he’s on a flight back home before England have been knocked out, which I imagine means Ally McCoist is also on his way home, which is a crying shame. By far & away the best co-commentator out there.

Also means we’ll be subjected to Matterface & Dixon for the remainder of ITV’s coverage.

Also heard on Radio X this morning that Jill Scott is flying out to do some stuff with ITV, starting with the England game this weekend.
 
I mean she could be great, but someone who can't possibly have seen a good chunk of the tournament, who hardly anyone had heard of a year ago, and whose footballing claim to fame is being caught saying "fuck off you fucking prick" on camera seems an odd choice to me.

Dixon is fine, I would prefer Matterface to Tyldesley, but not by much.
 
I mean she could be great, but someone who can't possibly have seen a good chunk of the tournament, who hardly anyone had heard of a year ago, and whose footballing claim to fame is being caught saying "fuck off you fucking prick" on camera seems an odd choice to me.

Dixon is fine, I would prefer Matterface to Tyldesley, but not by much.
It's not a footballing choice though and hopefully replaces Aluko
 
Scott seems a nice girl but very monotone and lacking in personality
 
I mean she could be great, but someone who can't possibly have seen a good chunk of the tournament, who hardly anyone had heard of a year ago, and whose footballing claim to fame is being caught saying "fuck off you fucking prick" on camera seems an odd choice to me.

Dixon is fine, I would prefer Matterface to Tyldesley, but not by much.

Looking forward to Bear's judgement of her appearance.... 🙄
 
Bit of a beanpole but looked good in lycra hotpants doing the Cyclone on I'm A Celebrity
 
You leave New Invention's second finest alone.
 
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