Johnny75
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You'll have to excuse me being a bit lost here.The Fucking Sun.
When my lovely Dad died (in Ireland) his ashes were sent to the crematorium in Hale Barns, people came from far and wide for his funeral.
My Dad's ashes didn't arrive in time. (A bit of dark humour which my Dad would have kind of enjoyed)
The Sun found out and thought it was a great story and printed it on the front page with a stock photo of an urn opposite a photo of a young girl with HUGE tits. Her breasts coming across the page above the urn with a headline LOST IN THE POST!
They phoned me at 0115 that morning to ask permission to print the story.
I said 'No you fucking can't! It's very upsetting!'
"Well, we're gonna print it anyway. Oh and The Star are running with it too...."
Tasteless cunts all of them.
Why would your dad's ashes be delivered to a crematorium? Surely it would be his body?
How did the Sun get your phone number?
Why 'Lost in the Post?'
Did the Star print it too?