Snooker

[Deutsch Wolf]

Murphy was the best player all week, fair play.

 

[The Bear]

Absolutely. Kyren ground it out but ultimately Murphy payed too well.

But..... continuing our mockery of him earlier, I saw someone elsewhere mention he once took a teddy bear on the Weakest Link and pretended like it was alive.

U wot m8?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

147 for Dave Gilbert!

 

[The Bear]

24 hours after beating Judd Trump 5-3, Stuart Bingham loses 10-0 in the final of the world Grand Prix to Neil Robertson.

Not very often there's a whitewash in a final.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The good news is that I think his semi-final win knocks Ali "Brexit" Carter out of the top 16.

 

[Del Woppio]

Even though the title of the video tells you it's a fluke, it took me by surprise

48.355 Aufrufe · 598 Reaktionen | Gilbert’s LUDICROUS fluke! 😅 #reels #snooker | WST

Gilbert’s LUDICROUS fluke! 😅 #reels #snooker.

www.facebook.com

 

[The Bear]

Did you see that Graeme Dott has been suspended by the WSPBA while he awaits a hearing about "historical sex offences with children"?

Ex-snooker champion Graeme Dott charged with child sex offences

The 47-year-old faces historical charges relating to two children who were understood to be around 10 years old at the time.

www.bbc.com

 

[Del Woppio]

Yeah, that's fucking rancid

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Jack Lisowski fails to qualify.

Joe Perry also knocked out and that's him retired.

 

[The Bear]

Joe Perry also knocked out and that's him retired.

He can spend more time on his bland commentary stylings.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Jackson Page made two 147s in the same match. Never been done before to the best of my knowledge.

Bingham hasn't qualified, knocked out by Michael Holt. First time he's missed out since 2010.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Stephen Maguire also out.

Disappointingly it looks like Ali Carter is going through to the final round. Played like absolute shite in the morning session I watched earlier but got away with a 4-5 scoreline.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Dominic Dale also out and also now retired.

I always liked him and his quirkiness.

 

[The Bear]

I haven't checked if this is genuine and this year, but oh dear if so.