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We Want Plates

It should be on the menu as "Roast for Pretentious Cunts who like High Tea and cakes, and also can't decide between beef and pork, but still want the yorkies just in case - with shit baton carrots and what looks like Aunt Bessie's roast potatoes"
 
All I will say is that the firm serving that really haven't considered the cleaners' or washers' up with that concoction
 
Refuse to believe that is real. I reckon its some pub using the opp to get some Social Media coverage
 
Interesting combination.
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Who needs a plate for a curry when you've got a tray with a bit of a lip around it.
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I wonder who thinks up these ' plate' ideas, can't be the Chef can it? Anyone else finds this thread irritating :icon_lol: every pic makes me shake my head and think WTF
 
That's the whole point.

It is relatively easy (especially for a skilled chef) to create art in the presentation of food. ON A PLATE.

This fucking nonsense is, most of the time, covering up other inadequacies in the chef by going to shock value and wow factor.
 
Paddingtonwolf said:
That's the whole point.

It is relatively easy (especially for a skilled chef) to create art in the presentation of food. ON A PLATE.

This fucking nonsense is, most of the time, covering up other inadequacies in the chef by going to shock value and wow factor.
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Also a quick way to get people to notice your restaurant via social media. Get a dish that is served on something daft and it's across Facebook and Twitter very quickly.

Not using plates is hardly new though. Loads of restaurants went down the piece of slate route years ago.
 
Paddingtonwolf said:
It should be on the menu as "Roast for Pretentious Cunts who like High Tea and cakes, and also can't decide between beef and pork, but still want the yorkies just in case - with shit baton carrots and what looks like Aunt Bessie's roast potatoes"
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Im honestly surprised you havent got a job writing restaurant menus...
 
I had a Thai chicken dish the other night that came out in a hollow pineapple. Didn't think to take a picture for the thread but as non-dishes go I thought that one was pretty tasteful.
 
There's a place round here that does that. Can't think where it is but it was advertised on FB a couple of days ago. Supposed to be quite nice.
 
What the fuck????

Just seen the hollowed out pineapple one above as well. Squeeze had a thai curry served that way in a truly fucking sensational restaurant in Barbados on our anniversary a few years ago. It was the night when I said "bring the Dom Perignon" without even looking at the menu, and ended up nearly shitting myself at a bill of over £500 for the meal...
 
Paddingtonwolf said:
It was the night when I said "bring the Dom Perignon" without even looking at the menu, and ended up nearly shitting myself at a bill of over £500 for the meal...
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Not bad with a Dom at an exlcusive hotel included! Must have had a posh meal deal on that night
 
It was a nice restaurant down the road. Squeeze thinks the bill was more. Possibly £800. I know it hurt

My bar bill at the end of the ten days was around two grand. Barbados isn't cheap.
 
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