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I saw a programme on BBC Three the other week about the new phenomenon of Irish rap.

Funniest thing that's ever been on that channel.

Oh god....I can imagine!!!! Yikes..... we have some of the most laughable pathetic drivel your ears will ever hear. Poor kids from bad estates yadda-yadda.....BUT...... the fundamental problem here is delivery. The Dublin accent is not particularly pleasant, specially when used by the little toerags on the estates. Every second word is a nasal 'wha' or a 'bleeeedin'. So it just doesn't work when you hear it here, you see people turn to each other and cringe. I was at a fundraiser a few months back and 3 lads were on first, all hoodies and tracksuits, and the lyrics were literally -
" So den oi shot me Ma, an den oi shot me Da, den oi blew away me mot, cos she was on de blob, wha". I had to sit down in a dark bit so they wouldn't see me pissing myself laughing whilst they got all 8 Mile onstage.
Apart from the Rubber Bandits who are actually geniuses because a lot of people don't 'get' that they are a joke band, a parody of the absolute dirt thats out there. But yeah Irish rap is pretty laughable right now....
 
I recall a bit where they had a female rapper (socially conscious and everything) on there who was ad-libbing some rhymes in front of the camera. I scromited.
 
There you have it people. Follow me on Twitter to discuss Irish rap. How can anyone resist.
 
There you have it people. Follow me on Twitter to discuss Irish rap. How can anyone resist.

In fairness, thats a better selling point than following someone so you can see what they had for dinner or see snaps of them at the cinema on a Friday night
 
There you have it people. Follow me on Twitter to discuss Irish rap. How can anyone resist.

I'll have you know that whilst I've been posting on this forum, The Only way Is Essex has been on the TV. Owing to the remote being on the other side of the room and therefore unobtainable, I would happily engage in a 140-character-per-entry discussion on the merits of Irish rap as the other option is to throw the laptop through the telly, both of which are owned by my parents, so such an action would, presumably, go down like a shit sandwich.
 
could be worse, Going for Gold is on challenge.

And the ever patronising Henry has just upset the Dutch guy by getting his surname completely wrong.
 
My mate had a theory that the foreigners weren't actually foreign, they were just ringers doing comedy European accents. Who knows?
 
to quote Viz comic, when Henry Kelly starts a question what am I? Surely the answer is wanker every time.

Not sure about them being ringers but the Dutch (not a particularly hard accent to pull off, ask Steve McLaren) guy appears to be getting angrier every time Henry talks to him.
 
Tell you what that Scott Shaw has been blocked by me, he can't wait to start slagging the players off the minute anything goes wrong, even tags their name in his tweets. Considering he thinks he's a super fan he comes across a proper drama queen constantly spitting his dummy out
 
I've signed up on Twatter a while ago but don't do much on there.

@DarrenLowe1968

My account is quite weird, i don't have issues but there is some work stuff on there lol...
 
While I'm here, I may as well shamelessly plug @51allout for the cricket fans here. If you want to see me and others witter on about Martin Bicknell and Anthony McGrath, this is for you.
 

That piece reads as a glowing endorsement of the social medium that is Twitter. Was this the chump that was saying Crouch was being linked to us? Theres some chap on Facebook 'Wolves transfer news' or whatever that appears to repost the garbage that crops up on Twitter and claims to be 'in the know'

A lot of sad attention seeking
 
Think I must be the only person who can't get into the Twitter thing.
 
Think I must be the only person who can't get into the Twitter thing.

Nope.
I'm with you there.

My wife opened a Facebook and a Twitter account for me a while back....
Hardly ever been on Facebook and never done anything on Twitter.
 
Nope.
I'm with you there.

My wife opened a Facebook and a Twitter account for me a while back....
Hardly ever been on Facebook and never done anything on Twitter.


I use Facebook a lot. Just never been able to get into the whole Twitter thing of ' following ' people !
 
While I'm here, I may as well shamelessly plug @51allout for the cricket fans here. If you want to see me and others witter on about Martin Bicknell and Anthony McGrath, this is for you.

Have to admit to being a bit of a 'fanboy' of @51allout, I very much enjoy your coverage of the England matches, makes a change from the usual straight-laced accounts.

I'm @philstuart7, for the record.
 
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