The Transfer Thread 2022/23- Everything not Wolves

[BillyDee]

Bah, just give 'em a good shake straight out the washing machine then hang 'em up.
Jobs a goodun...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Or buy non-iron shirts. Drops straight out on the hanger

 

[Tredman]

I once worked with a fella who genuinely only ironed the bits of a shirt you can see under a suit jacket. Left the rest and just kept his jacket on, regardless of temperature. Peak Halford levels of effort.

Literally did that last week as I totally cba to be ironing shirts while being unable to take my suit jacket off all day.

 

[b3h]

Burnley's announcement video is pretty good

 

[The Bear]

Burnley's announcement video is pretty good

Yeah saw that earlier. Thought they'd signed Soyuncu for a minute.

 

[SSB]

Yeah saw that earlier. Thought they'd signed Soyuncu for a minute.

Or Wayne Rooney.

 

[Deano]

Looks like Pedro Porro to Spurs is almost done. I hated him in our pre season game against them, seemed a dirty cunt.

 

[Del Woppio]

Maybe we can get Doc back now our decline can be traced right back to the day he left imho

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I think I'd rather have Vallejo back.

 

[Johnny75]

Maybe we can get Doc back now our decline can be traced right back to the day he left imho

Top sarcasm sir.

 

[Kenny]

In other Everton news....Anthony Gordon close to joining Newcastle

Seems he is now refusing to train with Everton to get the deal sorted.

Personal terms agreed but Everton not agreed the transfer fee yet

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Eddie Howe needs to stop doing his shopping in Liverpool.

 

[Lycan]

Looks like Pedro Porro to Spurs is almost done. I hated him in our pre season game against them, seemed a dirty cunt.

He's absolutely brilliant and well worth every penny they spend on him. Immediately changes a problem position for them into a strength.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618926805888663553

 

[Carrotdude]

Rejected already I think? Brighton don’t mess around, I really like how they’re run

 

[Kenny]

Rejected already I think? Brighton don’t mess around, I really like how they’re run

Player power might come into it

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618948302258700288

 

[Kenny]

Gordon to Newcastle.

Everton wanted £60m........Newcastle will pay £40m + £5m in add-ons

Dyche can buy a lot of shithousing players for that

 

[Jinky]

Gordon to Newcastle.

Everton wanted £60m........Newcastle will pay £40m + £5m in add-ons

Dyche can buy a lot of shithousing players for that

Crazy price.

 

[PuntsWolf]

Maybe he’s really good and I just can’t see past the cheating, diving twat.

But Chelsea and now Newcastle willing to pay big money so there must be something there.

 

[Carrotdude]

He’s always looked bang average to me, I don’t get it at all