The Transfer Thread 2022/23- Everything not Wolves

[Tony Towner]

Shame, I really like him

 

[Jonzy the ref]

Blues are signing 4 strikers.

A teacher
A railway worker
A postman
A nurse

 

[Derby Wolf]

 

[Nando]

Danjuma to Everton on loan with no option

Weird one this. He was being linked with £50m moves in the summer, but is now having to pick from the relegation club.

 

[WsWolf]

Danjuma to Everton on loan with no option

Good signing that is

 

[Kenny]

Looks like Chelsea are having another go at signing Enzo Fernandez from Benfica

 

[Carrotdude]

Been a couple of days since they spent 100m so that makes sense

 

[The Bear]

Ings injured already apparently. Debut off the bench and a late tackle hurt his knee. Gonna be a couple of weeks maybe.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617893892166389761

 

[Carrotdude]

That would be good

 

[Alan]

Do Spurs really think they have a shot at landing Zaniolo?

Roma are morons but even they have a limit.

 

[Kenny]

That would be good

Heading down for a medical so that is on.

Seems everything at Everton was done bar the final documents being signed. He had done his medical and even the media photo shots but looks like its over for them

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617893892166389761

Fab has confirmed this and says Danjuma is on his way for a medical today.

 

[sycophantia]

All sounds a bit familiar.

 

[Kenny]

In other Everton news....Anthony Gordon close to joining Newcastle

 

[The Bear]

In other Everton news....Anthony Gordon close to joining Newcastle

Why, he's utter doggo?

 

[The Bear]

Had to laugh at this picture of Ouattara signing for Bournemouth. Obviously nipped straight down Marks & Sparks for a wrapped shirt for the photoshoot and forgot his iron.

 

[The Bear]

In other Everton news....Anthony Gordon close to joining Newcastle

And Newcastle seemingly letting Saint-Maximin to Forest?

Must be some niggling injury issues if they're willing to let him go.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I once worked with a fella who genuinely only ironed the bits of a shirt you can see under a suit jacket. Left the rest and just kept his jacket on, regardless of temperature. Peak Halford levels of effort.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I once worked with a fella who genuinely only ironed the bits of a shirt you can see under a suit jacket. Left the rest and just kept his jacket on, regardless of temperature. Peak Halford levels of effort.

Few I work with that don't bother at all and then stick a jumper over the top, in my experience a very uncomfortable way to spend your day.

Guessing that lad at Bournemouth must have had something on his top that the club didn't want on their social media and hastily found something to cover it up.