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The Things You Are HAPPY About Thread.

Coming in here to post some lowkey shit but it can’t compete with a baby!

Well done, @Dublin Drummer Wolf and your Missus!
 
You can look forward to the next year being a sleepless blur. Enjoy! :ROFLMAO:
I've told him, after which the little darling will start on solids and one day on a crowded bus/ in a busy shop miles from the car, there's that dreaded sound and there's nothing for it, but to change him on your knee... and oh Jesus it's all up his back and I don't think I've enough baby wipes....
Ah the fun!
How we laughed!
 
I still remember the first time I changed my daughters nappy. I made a total schoolboy error of not having the clean nappy in place straight away after removing the dirty one…I never made that mistake again!
 
I still remember the first time I changed my daughters nappy. I made a total schoolboy error of not having the clean nappy in place straight away after removing the dirty one…I never made that mistake again!
Yes, but little girls wee and it just leaks out.
Little boys as you know, piss straight up into the air wagging it around for yards. Your first and wrong instinct is to quickly put your hand over it...
Oh the fun!
 
Yes, but little girls wee and it just leaks out.
Little boys as you know, piss straight up into the air wagging it around for yards. Your first and wrong instinct is to quickly put your hand over it...
Oh the fun!
Fun fact that the nurse told me today:
Boys bladders are sensitive to temperature changes, so if you remove his nice warm nappy, he is likely to empty his bladder in response to the change in temp.
The technique she showed us today was that you open the nappy, exposing his willy for a second, then cover his willy back up again as he is likely peeing.
Give it a minute and then remove and change. Saw it in action today and it was spot on.
I also saw a green poo...
 
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