The things that I really, really like thread...

[Johnny75]

A damn good nap.

On form this morning Trev.

 

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Reminiscing about the ' old ' days.

When the neighbour calls and asks if he can have your leaves. Wtf, fuck yeah, help yaself!

When Mr Penguin's project comes together, works, and gets passed off and put into use. Clever boy.

French onion soup.

Finding the perfect picture to replace David Beckham.

 

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Reading up on me wine tasting etiquette. Do not wear white. Do not wear open toed shoes???. Do not appear to be drunk. It is considered rude if you don't buy any wine ( rest assured this won't be the case)

I never knew that the perfect palette cleanser whilst sampling the wines is sips of Champagne inbetween the tastings.

Happy days

 

[lemonjelly]

When the neighbour calls and asks if he can have your leaves. Wtf, fuck yeah, help yaself!

They turn to "mulch" and are very good for trees. I raked up all the leaves in my back garden the other day, & they're all round the base of my cherry blossom & apple tree to help them.

 

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They turn to "mulch" and are very good for trees. I raked up all the leaves in my back garden the other day, & they're all round the base of my cherry blossom & apple tree to help them.

Found out what he wanted mine for. Over here you can buy big orange bags with spooky faces on. People fill them with leaves, tie them and put them in the garden for Halloween. My next door neighbour is turning his garden into a spooky halloween maze for the kids. Makes my strings of orange lights look a bit piss poor!

 

[Kenny]

My next door neighbour is turning his garden into a spooky halloween maze for the kids.

Great idea!! I'm off to build a Maze where they exit, an hour later at least, at the same spot they went in. That will teach the fuckers.

 

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[Langers]

Great idea!! I'm off to build a Maze where they exit, an hour later at least, at the same spot they went in. That will teach the fuckers.

Watch Maze Runner first. Get inventive.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Great idea!! I'm off to build a Maze where they exit, an hour later at least, at the same spot they went in. That will teach the fuckers.

My old favourite on Rollercoaster Tycoon. Build the maze but don't open it. Open the customer satisfaction box, sort it by "most unhappy". Open the maze and drag all those people into the maze queue. Once they're in, wall up the exit.

 

[ROVERT47]

S'pose I better get a bag of Asda's cheapest chocolate bars in case the doorbell starts going Saturday night.

 

[leedswolf]

I'm prepared

 

[Langers]

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[Deutsch Wolf]

The double exclamation mark (and then the superfluous blue one underneath) would make me disown "Pam & Dave" immediately. Unacceptable.

 

[Kenny]

"Celebrate the gift of your friendship"

Very nice but

"Don't forget your gift"

Pffffft don't give a shit about being friends you want free shit.

 

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[Kenny]

Oh forget it.

No, don't! You will ruin the Party