Cottage cheese is the devil's barf.
I used to think so too. On toast its ok, but I have to squish most of the wet out in a paper towel first.
Bear do you eat pizza?
Cottage cheese is the devil's barf.
Yep.
Fruity brown sauce, honey mustard (if I can get it), ketchup.
Why the need to dunk the crusts in anything?
Sounds like your pizza eating game is weak.
Don't leave yourself with empty bits of crust to begin with, when you're eating a slice and get left with similar area of topping remaining to the area of empty crust you stop, fold in half parallel to the edge of the crust and then eat with the topping sandwiched by crust on both sides.
You eat from the crust, effectively the handle on a slice of pizza, down towards the narrow end?
What kind of culinary nonsense is this?!
PPB and Bear are keeping the condiment industry alive by themselves.